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@TalkingHeadless

Guillotine Survivor. 🇺🇸

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TalkingHeadless
TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
A man once told me, between puffs of his dab pen, that there was "no such thing as left vs. right, only we the people vs. the billionaire pedophile elites". I strapped him to a table and used a CO2 laser to surgically remove his frontal lobe, vocal cords, and penis.
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BigTuna
BigTuna@TunaRJS·
Anecdotal, but Zoomers have a small victory in that they have done a good job cleaning up their language in public, compared to Millennials and Gen X (whose version of rebellion involved prodigious use of filthy language in public).
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TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
The Mandalorian and Grogu was good.
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Prowler
Prowler@derzum_·
The Trump admin has 1.5 million immigrants slated to lose legal status, 2 million visa hopefuls blocked by travel restrictions, and now may have up to 1.2 million legal immigrants set back from staying. We're less than a 1 year and a half in.
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David J. Bier@David_J_Bier

There are 1.2 MILLION legal immigrants waiting for approval on their adjustment of status green card applications. And USCIS says we're not processing you. We're taking your money to pay for our new police force. Thanks. GTFO.

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captive dreamer
captive dreamer@captive_dreamer·
The immigration attorneys aren't too pleased that their grift is being impeded. Good sign.
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USCIS@USCIS

USCIS is applying long-standing law and prior court decisions to require certain aliens with temporary visas who decide they want to permanently reside in the U.S. to return to their home countries to apply for permanent visas through the @StateDept. We're returning to the original intent of the law to ensure aliens navigate our nation’s immigration system properly. Here’s what you should know: uscis.gov/newsroom/news-…

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TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
Aghast at this grim display, I swiftly pull my penis out of the free sample tray, wipe off the hummus, and make towards the exit.
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TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
As he slowly plows his mobility scooter through the Kroger wine display, I look into the boomer's eyes for a hint of recognition. Only the abyss stares back. An employee arrives and starts licking the wine off the floor, his mop languishing unused.
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𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎
I have been believing that a guy got k*lled by penguins like smothered by a huge group of them and bludgeoned by their muscular fins or whatever and now I'm googling it and asking claude and finding no evidence of this at all. Can anyone tell me whether to fear groups of penguins
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Curtis Yarvin
Curtis Yarvin@curtis_yarvin·
@RealJarTaylor We don’t even understand the difference between crime and war
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Authentic Right
Authentic Right@ReactionaryPhil·
I’m a right-wing devotee of Elite Theory. Just know that what I really mean is the only way to have a circulation of elites is to just like red-pill the masses man and hope for a bottom-up awakening. Of course, I’ll be the leader. No, none of the people doing things IRL are actually doing anything. This is my super serious person hat.
Kaiser von Lohengramm@KaiserLoengramm

I’m a right-wing devotee of Elite Theory. But know that when I say elite, I don’t mean high ranking members of the federal government, military officers, captains of industry, or even leaders within a local community. The real elite are actually podcasters, which I happen to be.

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TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
When I was a child I read a Goosebumps book where the protagonist was placed in a coffin alive and the coffin was filled with spiders. It has always stuck out in my memory. I think Barrack Obama should have this experience.
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Fox News@FoxNews·
NEW: President Donald Trump leaves a military academy crowd roaring after giving an unexpected shout-out to local hangout spot “Mr. G’s” and offering a "clean slate" to all Cadets facing disciplinary action over minor conduct infractions: “Some may have spent a little bit too much time at a place called Mr. G’s. I don't know what Mr. G’s is, I don't know what it is, but I don't like the sound of this. Where am I going with this one?!” "Mr. Superintendent, I hereby absolve all cadets who are on restriction for minor conduct infractions and even somewhat major infractions, effective immediately!"
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pagliacci the hated 🌝
idk what’s going on in Polk County, Florida, but their sheriff is roasting the transgender prostitutes he’s arrested live at a press conference
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TalkingHeadless@TalkingHeadless·
Trump's passion for building and beautification really comes out in these messages. Vance should make him Secretary of the Interior in 2028. There is no precedent for a former President becoming a Cabinet member but nothing prohibits it.
Rapid Response 47@RapidResponse47

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