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Bob Jorgensen

@fbaover40

I write jokes and read. I’m as nerdy as it gets.

Katılım Ekim 2022
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Bob Jorgensen
Bob Jorgensen@fbaover40·
@KellyScaletta He mourns for Epstein Yearns for daughter Ivanka Pedo through and through
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“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE
“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE@megantheevalium·
i like to fuck old guys because they’re so grateful for any pussy
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Roxy@RoxyTall·
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Mark Slapinski
Mark Slapinski@mark_slapinski·
I guess this is a good time to say this: I'm glad Charlie Kirk is dead. The world is a better place without him.
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
Jamie Bonkiewicz@JamieBonkiewicz·
Pete Hegseth reminds me of Chet from Weird Science.
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death angel
death angel@angel_0f_deathx·
I refuse to coddle any of the “regretful” second term trump voter influencers. You’re idiot grifters jumping the ship because it’s sinking. Fuck you.
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Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️
Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️@TheMovieMermaid·
Wait this is true because I really only write with my left hand but everything else i guess I have weirdly adapted to being right-handed?? Like if you put a mouse to the left of a computer I’d be fumbling.
Tony G@lucidggz

@americansublime @TMZ Every left handed person I’ve ever met was weirdly ambidextrous in the sense that they’d play guitar with their right hand, kick with their right foot, or write with their right hand, etc.

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Bob Jorgensen
Bob Jorgensen@fbaover40·
@MilkTruckReborn I have a character named “Johnny Pandemic”, a play on “Johnny Mnemonic” from Neuromancer.
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Alison
Alison@MilkTruckReborn·
I love when a guys in game name is "Johnny Starbucks" or stuff like that, I love it when a guy is a character he invented in his own mind
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Jon Favreau
Jon Favreau@jonfavs·
That’s the way it is. They give orders from a beach club, some other Americans die in a desert. They make money off the government, everyone else owes more. They get away with crimes, and the people who protest them get arrested and even killed. And on and on. The way it is.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

a slurring Trump in new video on American troops killed by Iran: “Sadly, there will likely be more before it ends. That's the way it is. Likely be more.“

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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Hey my muchachos, it'd be a dang shame if #SendBarron started trending today
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Bob Jorgensen
Bob Jorgensen@fbaover40·
I wonder how many gallons of cum has @PeteHegseth spewed across the pentagon, Air Force one, and the Oval Office today. #IranWar
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Jon Favreau
Jon Favreau@jonfavs·
An illegal war, funded in part by illegal taxes, waged by a corrupt criminal and the buffoon he put in charge of our military. No matter what you think about the Iranian regime, you have to be out of your fucking mind to support this.
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Bob Jorgensen
Bob Jorgensen@fbaover40·
There isn’t a single person in the world that believes you would “obey the law” or use ai only for “lawful purposes”. You can’t wait to use ai technology ti commit unspeakable atrocities and we all fucking know it.
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth@SecWar

This week, Anthropic delivered a master class in arrogance and betrayal as well as a textbook case of how not to do business with the United States Government or the Pentagon. Our position has never wavered and will never waver: the Department of War must have full, unrestricted access to Anthropic’s models for every LAWFUL purpose in defense of the Republic. Instead, @AnthropicAI and its CEO @DarioAmodei, have chosen duplicity. Cloaked in the sanctimonious rhetoric of “effective altruism,” they have attempted to strong-arm the United States military into submission - a cowardly act of corporate virtue-signaling that places Silicon Valley ideology above American lives. The Terms of Service of Anthropic’s defective altruism will never outweigh the safety, the readiness, or the lives of American troops on the battlefield. Their true objective is unmistakable: to seize veto power over the operational decisions of the United States military. That is unacceptable. As President Trump stated on Truth Social, the Commander-in-Chief and the American people alone will determine the destiny of our armed forces, not unelected tech executives. Anthropic’s stance is fundamentally incompatible with American principles. Their relationship with the United States Armed Forces and the Federal Government has therefore been permanently altered. In conjunction with the President's directive for the Federal Government to cease all use of Anthropic's technology, I am directing the Department of War to designate Anthropic a Supply-Chain Risk to National Security. Effective immediately, no contractor, supplier, or partner that does business with the United States military may conduct any commercial activity with Anthropic. Anthropic will continue to provide the Department of War its services for a period of no more than six months to allow for a seamless transition to a better and more patriotic service. America’s warfighters will never be held hostage by the ideological whims of Big Tech. This decision is final.

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Speaker Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson@SpeakerJohnson·
While several Democrats deserved to be ejected from the chamber last night, I decided it was better for the nation to see their shameful antics on full display.
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zach reinert
zach reinert@zachreinert0·
It’s safe to say The Today Show is not named after how quickly the FBI will find your missing mother
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susu🔪@Susu_jpg·
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Bob Jorgensen
Bob Jorgensen@fbaover40·
Wait, you’ve never hear JD Vance talk? Everyone hates that douche too.
Ceeglar@Ceeglar

@krassenstein What will the democrat party hate after the next presidential election? How will they go on without their willingness to blame everything on Trump since 2016?

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