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I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

You're right bro, Christianity brainwashed me. I want to spend the rest of my life with one person, pray for those who hate me, forgive easily, raise a beautiful family, stay away from gossip, and find true purpose in Jesus.

don’t let urself get fat bc losing the weight is like trying to get through the 12 labors of hercules

I don't think enough people realize we're about five years out from people going to rehab for phones

So many engagements, I didn’t know everyone was in love like this??

Kindness and empathy making others forget the position that the person truly occupies in society

It seems all your female empowerment rhetoric was underpinned by being thin?

Your 30s aren't the new 20s. You need to lock in.

EV is calling me

@bluewmist NO AGE. What is embarassing is living off of them and not working.

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

ngl it’s kinda weird that yall try to minimize that indiyah cheated 😭

This is why I do not engage with envious or jealous spirits. Envious or jealous people would kill you if they could get away with it.

I’ve never seen an industry party as much as pensions. I legit get 5 invites a week

They give me the ick but it’s time to get a backpack for work. I’m ruining my posture.

personally i feel like folks (especially women) are blowing their youth trying to psychoanalyze men instead of getting hot & enjoying life. Men don't care about the impact of their own actions, why tf you do

Quand on dit que les jeune filles noire ont besoin de représentation de femmes noires qui sont pas des baddies on parle de ça. Comment vous voyez une athlète noire talentueuse poser une marque & la seule chose qui vous préoccupe c’est qu’elle ait ses cheveux naturel. Libérez vous

Apparently my car can run on vegetable oil..

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

Do I get a Tesla next