John J Johnathan

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John J Johnathan

John J Johnathan

@feastabel

I think that I am infeastable

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John J Johnathan
John J Johnathan@feastabel·
@trangineer @JdponTransfem Any government that did that would tank it's most profitable agricultural sector and face an ungodly amount of meat and dairy imports
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Rhaenyra the Cool
Rhaenyra the Cool@trangineer·
@JdponTransfem Meat/dairy should receive a luxury/vice tax but unfortunately any government that implemented that would immediately lose the next election
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🎧🐾 Eggie 🐁 🧀
@UltraNosk @Jitsauce Kris doesn't exist as a "satire of other RPGs" they're their own character with traits and thoughts that are seperate from the ACTUAL player self insert, the soul
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John J Johnathan
John J Johnathan@feastabel·
@Alightchased If you can't grill a cheese honestly man you should just kill yourself cause you ain't making it another week
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John J Johnathan
John J Johnathan@feastabel·
@RealJohnRose "I thought you'd be taller" is a joke, and it's funny because nobody would actually say that too Chief seriously.
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Nonstop Winning 🇺🇸 John Rose
The intro to Halo 3: Crow’s Nest highlights to me how Chief was treated under Bungie. Very battered marines, heroes in their own right, see Chief show up. Their dialogue: “NO WAY! A Spartan?” Blind guy: “For real? You better not be-“ “No, for real! We’re gonna be alright!” The fact these war-fighting patriots view Chief as their morale boost, their reassurance that everything’s going to be alright; that’s the correct fantasy. In 2012, 343 introduced a girlboss spartan, Sarah Palmer, whose first line to Chief isn’t “Uh hey thanks for saving the human race I really admire you” it’s “Thought you’d be taller. Pfft” mocking him. They *tried* to bring back the original spirit in Halo Infinite with the minority pilot character. The only problem is we are given no initial reason to respect the brown guy, he’s basically chicken shit. Thus, no respect is transferred to the Chief. After failing to recapture such a simple feeling they have reverted back to Sarah Palmer with an ODST (Erm, we found a lore excuse for girlboss to shittalk Chief!) Only problem is she doesn’t speak or talk like an ODST, doesn’t have the baseline respect an ODST would, and THEY HAVE STILL FAILED TO ENABLE THE POWER FANTASY AT THE CORE OF HALO. The reason is simple: They aren’t capable of doing so. The office culture at 343/Halo Studios does not give the breathing room required for Master Chief to be a respected, masculine character. This is one of hundreds of reasons why Halo Studios should be shut down now, permanently. Have other industry veterans bid for a chance to make Halo, like Nintendo did with Metroid Prime. Thanks!
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Endymion@EndymionYT

Halo Campaign Evolved added a “badass” female marine with a scar on her face because they couldn’t help themselves

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Chris Gallaty
Chris Gallaty@cgallaty·
@realwillreil I have a realm with the kids. Dropped a few hours into the game. The updates have always seemed confused and pointless. It just expands in size with out adding value. They added copper and you could not do anything with it for the longest time, etc.
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🌸Ember🌸
🌸Ember🌸@Ember_arab·
How it feels to wake up everyday and not be racist homophonic or bully other people for their interests
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Isaac 🍸
Isaac 🍸@Isaac2003_v2·
So fun fact. Ants are so small and relatively air resistant, that their terminal velocity is only ~4 mph That's not fast enough to harm them. So they can fall from any height and be fine
memes in my folder@videosinfolder

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John J Johnathan
John J Johnathan@feastabel·
@g_abe2 Up until about six thousand years ago all humans lived in a period of constant stress, anxiety, and tiredness because all members of the species had to risk their lives daily to hunt for food and find water. We live in a time of infinite luxury.
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John J Johnathan
John J Johnathan@feastabel·
@gunk4188 Zomboid devs are really good at letting you adjust the game exactly how you want it. I imagine you can just turn them off in settings.
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kunk
kunk@gunk4188·
NPCs would be detrimental to Zomboid in any practical way for them to be implemented. Do you really want to contend with NPCs with guns in a permadeath isometric game.
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John J Johnathan
John J Johnathan@feastabel·
@42catoid @BEASTgroyper Infected wounds didn't kill but they did drop healing time and doubled pain from the given limb. The game takes into account how healthy your character is as well to determine when the infection and wound heals. This health is affected by diet and exercise in game. It has depth.
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42@42catoid·
@feastabel @BEASTgroyper “indepth health and survival mechanics” Im pretty sure having an infected wound didnt do anything at all until b42. PZ’s health and survival mechanics are like below rim world in terms of complexity
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Unbound
Unbound@UnboundOW·
@evakpilled @cinetamarisfan @cloverrmoon_ @LITTLEBlRDS He isn't. Ever seen the speech of a drunk character in a book? A character with a lisp? A young child? If you want to see a real grammar breaker look up Molly Bloom's Soliloquy from James Joyce' Ulysses
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