Felipe Albrecht

Being a Brazilian, living in Germany, with close connections to Japan, I feel that I need to party hard, efficiently, and quietly.

@aileoz @Velberan Po, eh muito zoada ne, pena que foi meio que cancelada :-(

@Velberan Trailer Park Boys. Não vai se arrepender.

Terminei de assistir Big Bang Theory. Me recomende outra série de até 30min/ep para assistir no café da manhã. (FRIENDS NÃO!)

@CharlotteAlter Stupid take. I have friends that ask me to bring my dogs to their homes (and ask me to leave because they want to stay with the dogs)

My contribution to the dog discourse is that it's rude to ask a dogless person if you can bring your dog to their home. They know what dogs are. If they wanted a dog in their home, they would own a dog. They don't own a dog because they don't want a dog in their home.

@ben_brechtken Dude, me and my wife (Japanese) lived in Germany. Racism towards her almost every day. She decided that we had to leave.

Wir brauchen mehr Einwanderung. Aus Ländern wie Japan.

Circa 38.000 Japaner leben in Deutschland. In einem Jahr haben sie zwei Gewaltverbrechen verursacht. 25.000 Algerier haben in dem gleichen Jahr 1.729 Gewaltstraftaten begangen. 13.000 weniger Menschen, 1.727 mehr Gewalttaten. Nicht alle Kulturen sind gleichwertig.

“No sabe cómo ser un perro.” Adoptamos a Simon como un “proyecto”. Había sido un perro de carnada. Usado para entrenar peleas. Le limaron los dientes. Ya no tenía orejas. El primer mes no caminaba. Se arrastraba. Si levantabas la mano para rascarte la nariz, se aplastaba contra el suelo y se hacía pipí del miedo. Le compramos juguetes. Se escondía de ellos. Le dimos una cama. Dormía en el piso duro, al lado. Pensamos que el daño era demasiado profundo. Que podíamos darle seguridad, pero no alegría. Entonces llegaron las tormentas. Mi hija de cinco años le tiene pánico a los truenos. Cuando empezó, se puso a llorar en su habitación. Corrí hacia ella, pero Simon llegó primero. El perro que tenía miedo de su propia sombra. El que se asustaba con una hoja cayendo. Saltó a la cama. Enroscó su cuerpo marcado y roto alrededor de mi niña. Soltó un suspiro largo y tranquilo, y apoyó su cabeza pesada sobre su pecho. Ya no estaba temblando. Porque ella sí. Él sabía lo que era el miedo. Y decidió que no lo iba a sentir sola. Simon no sabía jugar a buscar la pelota. No sabía caminar con correa. Pero sabía perfectamente cómo ser un perro. Solo necesitaba a alguien por quien valiera la pena ser valiente. 🐾💛

@pitt_urban @sigmeudfrund In fact, in brazil, we could write "Xina" rather than "China" because both others have the same sounds in brasilian portuguese :-) (Surely Xina is wrong)

@sigmeudfrund that's hilarious 😭

wtf why do you guys spell Shanghai like that

@sumoto_iitoko 3つの言葉： ピザ 寿司 一緒に。 寿司ピザ。

ブラジル！！！！！！ 何してくれてんねん！！！！ Barbie寿司？！ なんやこれ！！！！

@Italian347 100%! As an immigrant (I come from a 3rd country, so I cannot call myself 'expat'), cannot accept people living in an different country without understand and appreciating the culture. If you aren't happy, just quit. Said that, l'italiano è la lingua più bella [hand emoji]

They are rootless cosmopolitan who view the world as a series of economic zone theme parks where you can just go on try a new costume and still be able to be at home

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@fwmarqix I had similar experiences when I lived there. Interactions with curious school kids always made my days more enlightening!

I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh. I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret. I watched this go on for two stops. Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands. I opened it. Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.” At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten. I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response. I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.” The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air. Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile. I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself. That’s the Japan I always remember.

@fabiovas_ Gastou milao aproveitando o dia com teu filho. Investimento. Faça de novo. No futuro darão risadas disso.

Aniversário do meu filho Ele pediu para ir na vila de presente Gastei 897 Reais, entre: Uber até rodoviária passagens de ônibus para ir Uber para volta 2 Ingressos Alimentação Camiseta (não oficial) O Santos perdeu. Eu te odeio Marcelo Teixeira Feliz aniversário filho, te amo!

@mgcooficial @fabiovas_ Me faz pensar, o que aconteceu com o santos nos últimos dois anos? Algo mudou? Alguem entrou?

@fabiovas_ Coisas que só o Santos pode nos proporcionar kkkkkkkkk até 2020 eu ia direto com meu pai e estavamos invictos, santos sempre ganhava na Vila, mas agora o clube morreu

@Telegraph I cannot deal with these "nomads". They always come from privileged countries, monolingual people, expecting that the world will bow to them.

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@EndymionYT They are good.

Notice what the top 4 best selling games on Steam right now have in common?

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@beniduboss Great text, I am proud to have moved to Switzerland, and I am working hard to keep contributing to this great country.

I am so tired of the “Switzerland is just evil bankers hiding elite money” narrative Banking is only about 5% of Swiss GDP Pharma is bigger, at 5.8%, fyi we account for 10.5% of global pharmaceutical exports Manufacturing is around 24% We also rank #1 in innovation world wide Oh and we also have the only real democracy in the world The issue is that the foreigners view of Switzerland and its economy is plagued by it’s image… No sorry but it isn’t just Zurich and Geneva carrying a country of cows and ski chalets where inhabitants produce chocolate and expensive watches Zurich canton, aka the state of Zurich, produces roughly 18% of Swiss GDP with about 18% of the population Geneva produces about 8% of GDP with only 5.9% of the population The reality is that the country is full of small towns with industrial and service bases that employ people locally and sustain entire regions Take Monthey, where I grew up. It’s a city of around 15,000 people, yet it holds one of the largest contiguous chemical site in Europe: 2,000 people on site daily, with names like Ciba, BASF, Huntsman, Sun Chemical, and Syngenta. For Syngenta, largest crop protection producer in the world, Monthey is a globally important production hub That site is also where the world famous Ferrari red pigment was invented That’s the real Switzerland Small places quietly making world-class things, and the system works: My father grew up on a rural farm, couldn’t get a higher education. To give my family a better life he got a job at Syngenta working night shifts as a factory worker. 20y later he still works there, but now he moved up to a coordinator role in charge of a part of manufacturing where he leads a team of 20. There aren’t many places where you can leave school at 14, spend your whole life as an employee, never invest a cent beyond your retirement savings, and still work your way from the lower class into a very comfortable middle-class life 2 months ago, I took the day off to join my dad as he picked up his Porsche Taycan 4S. Sure, it was secondhand and around 120k off sticker, but for someone who grew up waking up at 4:30 to milk cows before school, then back to work again after class, and never had a vacation until he met my mom in his mid-20s, it’s an extraordinary milestone The state covered my healthcare until I was 20, and it quite literally saved my life, I would not be here otherwise Swiss taxpayers spent roughly CHF 18 million keeping me alive, and a big part of what drives me is the desire to repay that debt by becoming a net positive for my country And yes, of course Switzerland made real moral compromises during WWII, but for the love of god consider the situation it was in Judging those choices without looking at a map is deeply unserious: by 1940 Switzerland was effectively surrounded by Axis-controlled territory, so neutrality was a survival strategy under extreme pressure, not some claim to moral purity lol. So yes, the Swiss National Bank bought gold from Nazi Germany. The real question is not whether compromises happened, but if survival ended and complicity began. It’s very easy to moralize about clean choices once the war is over and someone else had to live through the alternatives… If you are going to criticize Switzerland, do it where criticism is deserved Lastly, before calling Switzerland cowardly for neutrality, remember that Pope Julius II founded the Swiss Guard in 1506 because Swiss mercenaries were the best in the world and had a reputation for loyalty and military effectiveness. Five centuries later we are still protecting the Pope btw Next time instead of taking about our big bad banks, talk about: our factories, our labs, our medicines, our engineering, or the diplomacy, the humanitarian work and so on Oh and look at your own countries actions before having the audacity to criticize others…

@DylanShandley @PicturesFoIder There is the case that a japanese man found out in which subway station a singer was by looking at different lights reflection on the singer eyes.

@PicturesFoIder Anytime this topic comes up I always use that time that people on 4chan tracked down a flagpole that Shia LeBeouf put a flag up on in the middle of nowhere with a camera on a tripod to live stream it, just to take the flag down and piss off Shia as an example.

This guy explains how easy it is for creepy internet people to figure out where you are.

The true size of Brazil 🇧🇷

@WeiseFranklin Para mim, o mais impressionante eh como a africa eh gigante.

Pra mostrar pra seus amigos ou colegas europeus:

@poicipensoalnik Roberto Baccio, penalty kick, world cup final 94. Just joking, good food and dog friendly people!

Amici di tutto il mondo 🌍🌎🌏 se dico "Italia"🇮🇹 quale è la prima cosa che vi viene in mente?

@cowincrisis You are literally being racist!

this will not be up for discussion left: golden retriever border colli st. bernard dachshund springer spaniel beagle english sheepdog komondor irish setter great dane italian greyhound french bulldog australian shepherd sharpei centralist: labrador retriever right: german shepherd chinese crested pitbull corgi boxer poodle doberman pomeranian bernese mountain dog jack russel chow chow airedale terrier husky yorkshire terrier dalmation rottweiler any of those crusty white rat dogs fascist: chihuahua

@det_uchiha @ricardo_nakaoka Da uma olhada nos R36s. Tem os produtos ja (r36sgameconsole.com) mas eh uma plataforma tambem. Eu tenho e jogo quando estou em viagens.

@ricardo_nakaoka @felipealbrecht Pois é, eu não dei sorte, pois era exatamente isso que eu esperava que fosse.

Vocês notaram que tá aparecendo propaganda e review do Infanto 4 em tudo que é lugar? Acho que os caras estão desembolsando uma baita grana em marketing, mas está compensando. Comprei um. Achei bem decente, e o preço não é ruim. É basicamente um Raspberry Pi 3 com Batocera.