Felix Finch

the wizard finch has a message for you!

THE STONE IS THIRSTY!! FEED IT CONDENSATION!!!

@felixofinch Why is you peeing fire

not now kitten, daddy’s urethra is on fire

off to the mines :3

lifts you up like a bowling ball by sticking my thumb into ur belly button and rolls you into a crowd of unsuspecting goblins

da vinki?

COMON BITCH LET DOWN UR FUCKIN HAIR I AINT THAT HEAVY

im rubbing so many lamps

hairy frotter

harry frogger…

dragon x princess in the tower toxic yuri

why are you looking at me like that? throw the goddamn ball

not right now kitten, these spells aren’t gonna cast themselves

oh, grievous sinner that i am! i am in courtship with my dear friend’s father

@felixofinch BROTHER EHAT

@realBigglepodge how could you

i once ate a berry

as war approaches rapidly, you should acquire yourself a side kick like a goblin named christopher squirtwell… you will need someone to laugh with

@dryturtl ive been in this jail cell for far too long long

@felixofinch is that what happened to you bud