hags bigglepodge

look at my oracle dawg now i gotta face my future with uncertainty

@cat_hermit1999 @GoblinsNews torn apart by a viscous pack of gnomes. she never saw it coming 😔💔

@realBigglepodge @GoblinsNews I miss gorla whatever happened to her...probably disintegrated by a nefarious wizard

shout out to this timeless tweet

@wildmagicwhimsy this is canon this is the way

@realBigglepodge i'm just there for fun. procreation will continue a dreadful curse

@wildmagicwhimsy i'm not sure. what with the wonders of mpreg

@realBigglepodge did you get us pregnant or did we get you pregnant?

@wizardwars1439 secret fifth choice thats actually also alien sex

Best genre of fiction?

> Be me > 8 foot tall media mogul > Wake up from months long coma or something > Animals running rampant on Twitter > WTF!? Anyways, did you all miss us?

@TEF_Tattler HI OOMF HI HI

I Saw The Dimension Door Glow by Jane Sgnomebrun

@cavalierposting sadly lost in the plane of a billion snakes that are evil and eat people 😔

@realBigglepodge Does the corpse come as a package deal or naw

for sale: apprentice's staff, never attuned.

As if you didn't hate AI enough, it is now confirmed to be contributing to Goblin erasure: (Yes this is a real article)

@Mrwizeerd the bowl that instantly kills you

I have enchanted all of dishware in the kitchen of my nemesis with a multitude of different spells! I can't tell which I am most excited for them to happen upon, the freezing fork or the spicy spoon! heehee

@cavalierposting nah its brigands

Capitalism

@aLazyBard twas always a deception my friend

When i learn some cool portal magic but there is no cake:

@runesword1 @ScytheFawn thank you rune sword for sparing my life at that one passage after you robbed me. very professional, 10/10, would be marauded again

@ScytheFawn become one of my brigands

one thing they don't tell you about commuting via giant eagle is that death spirals are more common than you'd think.

training my peasant railgun rn

Making my chud golem sons balance some shit and if they fall i melt them down into nails

@Zasorimm my ass slept in zasorimm what do i do

Wizard Staff Séminaire Sunday, Sunscrest The Seventy Second In The Fourth Age Of Light Be An Attendant Or Be Non-Transcendant

i've been selling the sticks in my yard as wands and no one's caught on yet