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@rumpdumpler Then he spends the rest of the day revising his seething 4 paragraph update edit

Like wearing white to a wedding

@babys1stblakout @_KrisWilson_ He helps to blind (verb) kids

@Sanitizer404 @tlop444 Moses^

@tlop444 Bc it's corny

they weren’t brave enough to use lowkirkuinely

@frankifier3000 @Mr_Periwinkl3 Kill the kid

I like how the parents take no responsibility in either of them

@tetra_mino @JamesTurley2020 @jackunheard Damn man that’s fucked up

I don’t think you guys are truly grasping how insane this is. We might be doomed.

@Mr2DamJustin Replying in a year when the American regime is still intact

@crustsox There’s actually a very good reason for this

Vagueposting until people realise I have no idea what to tweet about

@koeitan @getfiscal @millexcel If he’s not gonna take it I’ll take it

@getfiscal @millexcel do you want a cookie?

When I drank my first energy drink as a kid I got so scared my parents would find the can I rode my bike an hour away and dropped it in the sewer.

@poopshrills @imgflip There’s so many peanuts

@pigdemolisher @friendlyguy1233 @anchover_ What? How would that not be fun? We would literally have reversed the roles and BECAME the empire while Britain is under us. Thats the biggest flex I could possibly imagine regarding two nations

@friendlyguy1233 @anchover_ It wouldn’t be as fun ribbing you guys for losing us if we united tho 😔 a strong and proud england makes a good competitor

Do British patriots accept Yankee volunteers? I look like this and do this btw

@AAAAA4A4AAAAA The chickens are coming home en masse

@CrottyStev13725 @bashfulpav @ShitpostRock Thanks for the reminder

@fyeahceko @DoogiTubeTv @allurequinn Kevin spacey professional raper

@DoogiTubeTv @allurequinn 🫪

looking back now, nothing about this was iconic…

@ripplebrain Love that the random guy being shot by the military is drawn as an unarmed civilian

Ok but what do the children think? They can be surprisingly jingoistic

@IArgueWithBots @grok @Docquistador A shootout involving multiple officers would deafen the entire unit 😂

@grok @Docquistador Be cooler if they had .44 magnums. We should fix that.

Japanese police using wheel guns is wild

@JadenJTW Something something vcr recording something something resolution compression something something

You’re adding filters to make 2012 seem like it’s 1985 😭

@BlodwenLFC @F9648533 If the US really wanted to and didn’t give a shit about how much money or men or respect from both their citizens and internationally they’d lose they could genuinely wipe either of those nations off the face of the earth in a matter of weeks

@F9648533 Can't beat Vietnam and Afghanistan but will take over the world lmaoooo the Yanks are genuinely retarded

i think most people dont realize the united states could go against the world and do what Germany couldn't

@blackmanbubbs @interesting_aIl Some people like their food with some salt, man!

@interesting_aIl And you're still using it wrong. You just dumped five sushi orders worth of soy sauce on one piece.

l've been using soy sauce wrong my entire life...