Jax Uzpen

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Jax Uzpen

@feralblaed

Apple Valley, MN Katılım Nisan 2011

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Jon Favreau@jonfavs·21 Tem

This is why you go into public service: so that someday, you can threaten to sue a beer company for giving a beer can to someone you don’t like.

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DeSantis: We are going to launch an inquiry about bud light and it could lead to a derivative lawsuit filed on behalf of the shareholders of the Florida pension fund

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·21 Tem

@LakotaMan1 /s if it wasn't obvious

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·21 Tem

@LakotaMan1 Discovered by invaders?

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Lakota Man@LakotaMan1·14 Tem

So, a MAGA just told me that America was “discovered.” I say it was invaded. Asking my absolutely awesome non-Native alliance — was America discovered or invaded?

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·17 Tem

@RitLrg @mattxiv Barbies famously do not bend at the knee. I have more questions than answers.

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matt@mattxiv·16 Tem

who exactly do they think the core audience is

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T Bow.@TBow82C·14 Tem

@fuckyouiquit Ronnie loved unions, until they no longer served his needs.

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internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·3 Tem

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Satan@s8n·3 Tem

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Andrew—#IAmTheResistance@AmoneyResists·2 Tem

Reminder of how freedom of religion actually works in America, regardless of what this illegitimate garbage court of christofascists says:

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·20 Haz

Wao-os Shrine: pumpkin chuckin'

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·5 Haz

Utsushoke shrine: mini golf, but somehow weirder

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·5 Haz

I've been making snap judgements about things in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom. So far: Koroks = sentient backpacks Tauyosipun Shrine puzzle = Basketball, but harder

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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry·10 Haz

Texas: Handmaid's tale IRL

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·1 Haz

@liamjmellor80 @LaserForge @ask_aubry This is why I avoid asking questions on Twitter. I'll end up googling until I forget the original post/question to avoid this derision. Also hard these days to distinguish good/bad faith questions. I'm glad you got an answer elsewhere and appear to be asking in good faith.

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AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝@ask_aubry·1 Haz

Hope Danny Masterson gets the full 30 years.

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Smooth Dunk@SmoothDunk·28 May

Here’s A Comic About Custard Creams

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jordan@JordanUhl·23 May

Matt Walsh's "big plans" for Pride Month

Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog

Lots of conservatives are dreading Pride Month. But I’m excited. We have big plans for Pride Month this year. Stay tuned!

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·23 May

@DGlaucomflecken saw this from a friend and thought these giggles should be yours too!

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·23 May

@UniqueGav @JohnPaulMarney @markoftheD @freemonotheist Right? Like let's not forget every time they keep saying there's babies aborted all crazy-like, they're really dehumanizing pregnant people and doctors.

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Gavin@UniqueGav·22 May

@feralblaed @JohnPaulMarney @markoftheD @freemonotheist I totally agree. I’m pro choice, actually I’m more “men keep your nose out of womens health choices”

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Paul Williams@freemonotheist·21 May

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·22 May

@awi_im @KendrahWithAnH @bammba_m @freemonotheist Nah I think I get it: Comprehensive sex ed for all!

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Awi Nicel@awi_im·22 May

@KendrahWithAnH @bammba_m @freemonotheist I mean about the organs and sex knowledge. If they learned it, they can prevent it from happening. So no need to kill a new born creature.

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·22 May

@UniqueGav @JohnPaulMarney @markoftheD @freemonotheist And those 20 week abortion laws make those situations (that are already heartbreaking) even harder. Fun story, the pregnant person and the doctor are both people, not cartoonish villains who just want to watch the world burn and abort all willy-nilly

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Gavin@UniqueGav·21 May

@JohnPaulMarney @markoftheD @freemonotheist 18 weeks. Yeah, that one is harder or about, for sure. Would have to be exceptional circumstances for me.

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Jax Uzpen@feralblaed·22 May

@JohnPaulMarney @markoftheD @freemonotheist So if you've ever seen cardiac cells in a dish, whether they're part of formed a heart or just two cells in the same environment, they 'beat'. A) biology is cool AF. B) still doesn't make it a 'heart'

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John-Paul Marney@JohnPaulMarney·21 May

@markoftheD @freemonotheist What about at 12 weeks? 18 weeks when Downs' babies are aborted? 24 weeks - the current legal limit in the UK? When the heart starts to beat at 6-9 weeks?

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@LakotaMan1 @mattxiv @fuckyouiquit @LaserForge @ask_aubry @DGlaucomflecken @UniqueGav @JohnPaulMarney