Turtle Medic

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Turtle Medic

Turtle Medic

@turtlemedic

Critical Care Transport Nurse, Paramedic. Flyers hockey, Cats, EMS education. All opinions my own. He/Him

Flyers Country Katılım Nisan 2017
593 Takip Edilen154 Takipçiler
Turtle Medic
Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@ffmichelle Given that your rooting for the Flyers was successful, I shall return the fave and cheer on the wings tonight
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Michelle B (she/her)@ffmichelle·
@turtlemedic I’ll take a 1-0 victory in regulation … I do not care. I’m with you … I mean, I’ll even root for Philly for you 😂🤩
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@drrdemon Congratulations. Glad your work has paid off so well
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@lanabeesfw You need to divorce that man immediately so that you can marry him again
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Lana the Bug 🪲💕
Lana the Bug 🪲💕@lanabeesfw·
I think all the baby capybaras flocking to my husband is a green flag tbh
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@crabby30somthng May I safely assume that administration will do precisely nothing if this is written up?
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@suchnerve Which is why long distance trucking should not be a thing. First and last mile to/from rail or water transfer point. No need to have 53 foot trailers trying to navigate congested urban roads to make deliveries because they’re more efficient for the longer hauls.
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Vivian@suchnerve·
“It’s none of your business what other people drive!” It’s EVERYONE’S business what vehicles are driven on PUBLIC roads, because they cause consequences for every other person sharing those roads.
Vivian@suchnerve

Sedans have got to make a comeback. I am so tired of seeing SUVs everywhere! (The small SUVs get a pass, but they’re on thin ice.) ***it should be implicitly understood that robust, fast, cheap public transit would be far better than continuing to rely on cars***

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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@christen_rexing Really hard to be worried about anything else when your arms and legs are shaking and you can barely catch your breath
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Christen (this is my indoor voice) Rexing,PhD,MPH
The 13yo had a disappointing day. We hugged and chatted about it. Then I told her to put on her gym clothes. Lifting heavy things and sweating always helps. I love that we have this time together ♥️
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@drrdemon As you should be. May your effort lead to lasting happiness and success
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Empress 🖤@drrdemon·
Reflecting on the last year of my life and I really did this shit, yall. I moved a thousand miles away, alone in a new city again. I fucking ground myself into dust every day trying to make the last decade of struggle mean something, and I’m proud of that
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@RNSuperHero I was a pro with the code markers on the lifepak 12. Just had to hope the clock was reasonably close
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RNSuperHero@RNSuperHero·
I don’t care about a perfectly perfect code sheet DURRING the code. Run the ACLS protocol, document times, doses, interventions on whatever you have available. We’ll go back and make it look all pretty and perfect for management after calm down.
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Lana the Bug 🪲💕
Lana the Bug 🪲💕@lanabeesfw·
Once i get my pornhub videos done for this quarter im going to really dive in to making bug youtube videos, is there anything in particular you guys wanna see? So far im planning: - tour of my bugs - care and keeping of jumping spiders - how to help the monarchs - pesticide free pest management - care and keeping of tarantulas - Bug Fact videos (each video a different bug)
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Michelle B (she/her)@ffmichelle·
@RyanHanaWWP It is 100% a skill issue, and far too many people don’t have the skill. Also, if you back in park in an angled spot, I will judge you harshly forever.
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RNSuperHero@RNSuperHero·
@ffmichelle Red wings twitter is by far some of the most toxic internet I’ve ever encountered lol
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Michelle B (she/her)@ffmichelle·
Amazing things on the Twitters today: 1. Larks day-to-day, and not out for the season. 2. So much opera and ballet!! 3. Certain rather pompous actors “getting bodied in the comments”, as the kids would say. Keep up the good work!
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@ffmichelle People who don’t make me want to bring a paintball gun to the games…
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Michelle B (she/her)@ffmichelle·
Pro tip for everyone who has discovered the joy of hockey, thanks to the gay hockey show: if you need to leave during play, please wait for a whistle/stop in play. When you’re coming back, please wait for a whistle/stop in play … even if no one else is. Welcome aboard!
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@DanTheFlyeraFan Also makes him eligible for AHL playoffs. Wouldn't be shocked to see a recall tomorrow
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Turtle Medic@turtlemedic·
@christen_rexing I owe thanks for correcting my apparently mistaken impression that you are *not* an idiot
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Jason Myrtetus@jasonmyrt·
Laying in the hospital bed at @PennMedicine in Center City watching the boys play some hockey.
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