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@hvmesickk Found @Aztecross

@stavvybaby prime paul e dangerously head ass

On the red carpet in Italy with a ponytail that would make Steven Seagal shed tears of envy

Jeff Passan dropping absolute nukes right out of the trade deadline

@ThePhilliesShow Is it worth bumping someone off the OD roster to keep Clemens if he has a good camp? Who?

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If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points

Parents: Please don't get political during Christmas dinner with the family Me ten minutes later:

i shouldn't have to wash the colander after making pasta. they were literally just in boiling water, they're the cleanest thing in the house

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

D’Lo brown on the way to the ring

*firmly nodding at my alien* they call it the champagne of beers

me on the toilet at 8:35 every morning

Told a guy at the urinal that I liked his stream tone and he thanked me in a way that made it obvious it’s been too long since he’s heard a compliment. We need to take better care of our boys.

Dudes will have the worst day of their lives and just keep sending memes to the homies like nothing happened

get a decent pair of speakers and collect steely dan records

son: *counts to ten* wife: good job me: (smugly) eleven

i don’t think he’s the guy. the shooter used a silencer and an italian would never attempt to be quiet in public