TV’S ALEX PTAK

@Quorators Jeremy took this picture of me without telling me he is a predator

NEW QUORATORS: LIFE AT SEA! → What is the meaning of "sailor's delight"? → Where do pirates spit? → Is Finding Nemo real? AND MUCH MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/RuHPI0hFprM

Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)

Director Christopher Nolan claims he has never used The Sybian. “I never had any interest in that. pretty much has nothing to do with my whole thing.” Source: @Popcrave

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen. No notes. The lifeless clanker carcass just laying there. No crowd reaction, anything. Just Billie Jean. Until its lifeless shell is shamefully dragged off. Purely amazing.

NEW QUORATORS w/ JOSH BOERMAN! → How cruel are scammers? → Is Dark Age Defense legit or a scam? → Are Chinese women scamming by asking you to invest in Forex trading? AND MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/qnx4H5c6TQA

Women hate it when you kill their dog. Come to think of it, so do men and non-binary folk. Honestly might not be a gendered thing at all

@who_shot_jgr I tried this training program and was immediately foiled by the local half marathon

try my patented "couch-to-20-mile-bike-ride" training program. simply get off your couch where you have been rotting for three years and ride your bike 20 miles

The Kiefer fandom is dying. Retweet if you’re a real Kief Chief

@SenSchumer Retire bitch

Trump must not sell out Taiwan, period.

🚨NEE EPISODE🚨 where Ciarán shows @jeremysmiles and @PtakTestKitchen Eurovision and they personally requested they be tagged in all Eurovision news posts on Twitter.

im terribly sorry but there was a mistake during surgery and your body has been fused with an evil garbage truck and the only way to fix it is to win the twisted metal tournament, your handling is 2 and your armour is 5

@UpdateTheGrids Unreal

Guy who lived nirvana the band the show, 2008

@CantoDota The dream!

@PtakTestKitchen Imagining you being Mayor Mamdani’s personal trainer and actually being his go-between for the CCP.

All I ask from my politicians is that they are active spies for the Chinese government

Paul everyone loves your bug sounds haha

@EpicMasterChief Snarking is legal

That's fucking crazy. Would be crazier if nobody shut the fuck up about it for another 10 years

NEW QUORATORS w/ @commentiquette! → Were cowboys the American equivalent of samurai? → How could Sherlock know people are porn addicts? → Could you be friends with someone as eccentric as Kramer from Seinfeld? Or is he too weird? AND MORE! GO WATCH youtu.be/Hm3wtMTarvQ

@robot_rock The images are all original characters I created and own

@PtakTestKitchen this website design fuckin rocks man nice job (I hope this doesn't seem sarcastic bc it isn't)

Folks, in 3 months Nathan lost 30 pounds and fixed his blood pressure. I am a genius and you gotta pay me money to fix your body like a mechanic working on a Porsche