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@figsae

26 / she/her / 🧡🤍🩷 horror enjoyer & repentant blonde

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figs🫚@figsae·
people who would have been in the streets calling for the daycare workers to be skinned alive during the satanic panic in my replies calling ME dumb omg sometimes you just have to laugh
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pilep@pmjamilla·
It’s becoming clear that this entire Chappell Roan “controversy” is literally just rich celebrity parents whining online because they didn’t get their way, and now they won’t stop until their entitled asses get a VIP pass ijbol a rich kid cried and now we won’t hear the end if it
Pop Crave@PopCrave

Catherine Harding, the mother of the 11-year-old girl who was confronted by Chappell Roan’s security guard, shares her side of the story.

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figs🫚@figsae·
@andrewapologism you seem half of it considering you’re speaking to people you’ve never interacted with before with insults and bad faith from jump! over a millionaire family you’ve never met either! omg!
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kay 🐱@andrewapologism·
@figsae how are you 26 years old
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figs🫚@figsae·
as someone who spends part of my working time telling adults their children cannot wander around unattended and the fallout that accompanies that, I absolutely buy all of this being a standard entitled parent meltdown to hearing the word “no”
courtney 🐝@merricats

sorry I just feel very insane everyone is freaking out because a hotel staff member told a child not to wander the dining area unattended like I simply cannot imagine anyone cares about this what is going on

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kay 🐱@andrewapologism·
@figsae first, where the hell did i bring up your politics?? you asserted your belief that “he never screamed at them” and that “they were just entitled” when you were… not there. i’m saying it’s common knowledge that men in these positions tend to be assholes. so who was entitled here?
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figs🫚@figsae·
@andrewapologism why are you making condescending assumptions about my politics and speaking to me so rudely? I’m a stranger to you, how strange to take such a nasty tone. I have BEEN saying I’d never for a second put it past a man to turn his measly power against a child!
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kay 🐱@andrewapologism·
@figsae @skorpiomag you get that security guards are wannabe cops, right. does it actually surprise you that a grown man in a career adjacent to law enforcement would berate a little girl or are you just playing dumb.
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positive peter@w0rldmap·
Chappell Roan isn’t real, it’s a modern baba yaga myth meant to scare misbehaving children. Brush your teeth or Chappell will get you
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🖤🤍@rorschachisgay·
@figsae when i told kids they couldn't go into the staff area in the museum they went and got their dad to tell me off for telling them no. they were like 12
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figs🫚@figsae·
@skorpiomag honestly I STILL don’t even buy that any security “screamed at” them it’s just that entitled people literally interpret being told no as assault
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Alan Woke 🪬🍉@skorpiomag·
@figsae it is so funny how correct i turned out to be. people yelling “so the mom was just LYING?” at me and i was like “do you know how often rich parents blow things completely out of proportion.”
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figs🫚@figsae·
@sweetseaslug THEY LOVE THE “I’M GONNA CALL THE COPS” LINE mind you a lifeguard told your son he couldn’t do a flip…?
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tonsured pussy@sweetseaslug·
@figsae One time a child jumped on a coworker’s seat cushion for his back and wheb he told the mom to discipline him she screamed and wagged a finger in his face and threatened to call the cops on him
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figs🫚@figsae·
“Chappell’s not cut out for fame” bitch I’M not cut out for fame this shit would have made me hit the ceiling!!
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figs🫚@figsae·
always the most vindicated person alive
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manic nixon dream girl@kennixonette·
Gentle smile of Amadeus — Amadeus
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⚔ twitchy lesbian boy ⚔@violet_octopi·
"Butch chivalry is noble and selfless" Imma keep ordering for my femme at restaurants and opening doors for her because it turns me on, y'all have fun with the noble selflessness tho
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Hiding@Hiding_n_Public·
How do people cope with how evil everyone is? Like everyday for the last 4 years has been another level of psychological damage to my faith in mankind. Things get worse and worse, people openly, flagrantly lie and are rewarded. Narrative as reality, a postmodern hell
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