Rachel Fin

@four_thighs wait I went to the ER twice this month, I’m going to try this! How did you do it?

I just knocked 40% OFF my ER bill by asking for a discount over the phone. Health care in this country is just a bunch of made-up numbers. All this to say, I deserve a treat.

@four_thighs It’s either that or figuring out what child stars are doing.

We’ve reached the time of night where I’m googling random celebrities and then typing Scientologist after their name

Just imagine yourself cry screaming the lyric “went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu.” I can never be sad again thinking about that moment. I will never recover.

One thing about me is when my dr. told me I have lupus last year, I didn’t know how to handle. So I played Live Like You’re Dying in my car unleashing and conjuring up the most dramatic version of myself. bawled. I wish I had that moment on tape because it was so freaking funny.

@thecarlson_8 @mischief_usa need @TBWAChiatLA

Ad agencies as AI-generated images @mischief_usa

@officialzoeknu !!?!!!

I got a job in tech so from this day forward I will be finishing every tweet with #WomenInSTEM

@erik__cruz dang I would have had an excuse to come then we could bum a ride off Weston!

@fin_rach tonight 😭

why Bad Suns gotta play in Providence and not Boston 😤 the train stops running after the show gets out

@cocobeets I'll bring you my parka

@acchich woah, Megan was telling me that there are lakes where fields used to be in Sedro Woolley. Hope you guys are safe and don't get any flooding!

@kidmanscill @PaulMonkIsDead @MeganAWebb @PaulMonkIsDead will you fill out my fantasy football draft, idk what I'm doing.

@PaulMonkIsDead @MeganAWebb Stuff it, cheesehead

Calling #RSL fans: Send me the reason you fell in love with RSL. But also send me a reason (if you have one) of something that has made it hard to stay that way.

For those who are interested, here is the copy of my BYU graduation speech. Personally, I believe calling my remarks “divisive”, “selfish”, and “unrelatable to the student body” is a mischaracterization. I invite you all to take a look and decide for yourselves.

If you bring your "muskets" or whatever pretending that what someone chooses for their life affects you at all, I will bring my old timey fists in an irish fighting stance OOOOooooOOO stupid

it’s not every day that you get subtweeted by an apostle of the church 🙃

Got catcalled in Seattle yesterday but it was "You have a nice smile" and I'll just take that.

Colin Hanks is Mario, Chet Hanks is Wario.

@sumner41 Hoy

Hoy

@kidmanscill You say 🗣 you need space 🌌 but I think 🧠 you’re missing out 😓 on a real star 🌟

Jeff bezos: i think we should get a divorce JB’s wife: why do you say that? JB: I just need some space

@EvanKirby2 THOSE HORSES

Here’s some more ice

Twitter saw my iceland film first