Sumner Mahaffey

the DMV employees when you don’t have all your paperwork:

My daughter just called gnocchi Dinner boba

@Discover 👏👏👏😂💀

Jesus take the Wordle

Watch the lyric video na sa YouTube: youtu.be/Jpyuf4nhv5A

@Zachryston Wow thank you sir

@sumner41 😊

Listen to our new song “PADUNG NA KO” available na sa Pilipinas! ✈️

@Steve_Ven_ Spotify/Apple Music/YouTube music/etc!

sitting in my kitchen at 11PM doing cebuano tongue twisters on a zoom call for a tv show in the Philippines to promote our new song. Life is wild dude fr

this is the type of hard-hitting journalism I like to see

@MariaFleming1 are you a children’s book author?

@nurabjhea Hi Jheaaaaa!

Hoy

@fin_rach Luhhhh kamao diay ka magbinisaya

@sumner41 Hoy

@Cecil_Dylan Cecil! Ok ra ko bro!! Dugay dugay wa ta ka chat!

@sumner41 Wui sumner... Musta na?

@KarlnotCarl_ Oyyy Karl! 🤪

@sumner41 Oyyy bai!

@raaayjams Oy RAAAAY

@connorpeck18 Ok ra jud bai. mingaw ko nimo brad

@sumner41 Hoy musta ka dong

@toddortiz I thought this was Cheeto-flavored cereal

I need someone to confirm that these are indeed gross, cuz my Cheeto-loving heart is actually trying to convince me to buy them.

So we’re just gonna act like this didn’t happen?