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@TheDemocrats Keep saying it until it becomes reality. It’s great when you do that because you look crazy as shit.

Your agents killed a mother in cold blood and called her a "fuckin' bitch."

@TMZ Sick burn how will he ever recover?

Jimmy Kimmel calls Donald Trump "Jabba the President." 😅 Exclusive details: tmz.me/aIyriD8

@MattWallace888 ☕️

She made that look way too easy

@amanonhisown Ohhhhh myyyyy goshhhhhh

How many Californians know who this man is? 🤨

Everyone’s on Ozempic and Lena Dunham is out there like imma just be fat.

@2MINIHULK It’d be nice but I want a superstar defense first

"I don't want McDavid on the San Jose Sharks." "McDavid's washed." "Not a leader." Pft. Okay.

@vxylily Tits

What is the FIRST thing that you think about when you see this Flag??

@mc71esbian Chuckin knucks

chucky really rose to the top of my client list here

@Franny_Lotus Same

I’m a 1983 baby, am I still cute?

@Toxicwit_ You will notice that there weren’t any head stomps after he was laid out or 4 - 5 of his friends rifling through his pockets and stealing his shoes

A black thug harasses the wrong white boy and gets laid out in epic fashion.

@SoveyX Homage

Quentin Tarantino stole everything.

@TheCinesthetic I announce “I gotta go take a dump” like spinner quite often

Death to Smoochy (2002) takes children’s television and turns it into this bitter world of ego, corruption, and performers quietly hating each other, while Robin Williams goes completely off the rails in the best way. Underrated.

@CoveredGeekly He is correct

"I don't need to be in the MCU I'm Nic Cage" 😂

@RepTimKennedy Triggered lol

This isn’t your kingdom. It’s our country. America fired its last king 250 years ago.

@GovTimWalz PBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

If you commit fraud in Minnesota you’re going to get caught — and that’s exactly what we saw today. We catch criminals when state and federal agencies share information. Joint investigations work, and securing justice depends on it.

@SOrbit31914 lol

From past to present: transgender celebrities transformations

@piersmorgan Cute

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@WomenBeingAwful Show up with a garden hose

Which way, men? 🤣

@Scott_Wiener Ooooffff lol

Nah, not President. But Congress, yes. And Nick Shirley is definitely a psycho scam artist.

@kat_maryb What tf is leftover bacon?

What do you do with leftover bacon?