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Assumption will forever be the worst form of knowledge. It can wreck unimaginable havoc on things you hold dear. Instead of assuming, try to find out. I can't work with assumption.
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@musampa27 @Blvck_Igbo_boy Be like your own bad pass ๐ญ ๐ญ
How do you form ๐
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@Blvck_Igbo_boy He was only asking a question. As u don ans the question why u go give am assignment way him no fit ans.
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One of my duty here is to disgrace you and your likes.
Peter Obi's father was Josephat Obi (also spelled Josphat), a successful Nigerian businessman and trader from Agulu in Anambra State. He owned and operated the popular Ideal Soul Supermarket in Onitsha during the 1950s and 1960s one of the early big supermarkets in the East. He died in 1968 when Peter was about 7 years old.
Now, who is Tinubuโs father?
Depegan of Lagos ๐ณ๐ฌ๐บ๐ธ@Mautiin01
Who was Peter Obiโs father and what was his occupation?
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@_Jaredad Just asking ooo.. would you have stopped for a stranded man ???...either the story is fake or you a problem like the man who got a the phone and Gucci bag ๐
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Back then in 2020, on my way to work while it was raining...
I saw a lady stranded waiting for a cab, so I decided to give her a free lift...
When she hopped in, I notice she was using the latest Iphone & carrying an expensive gucci bag ..
Then I jokingly asked
"Young lady were u waiting for your driver to pick u up or your car develop fault so u decided to leave it at home"
She smiled & said "I really don't have a car neither do I have a driver"
She then asked " why did u think I have a car?"
My respond
"the amount u use in getting this iPhone & gucci bag would have gotten u a car"
... Many of u don't know people will respect u more cos u have a car than using the latest gadget
DJ CONSTANT๐ณ๐ฌ๐ท๐บ@iamdjconstant
Buying a 3 million naira phone when you donโt have a car is a stupid financial decision.
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@BatMannyXBT @AfolabiDewale You dey like chilled Heineken, ba?
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Truth of the matter is
Itโs different strokes for different folks
Being a designer you already know that thereโs no one size fits all
Some people prefer trail and error in learning
Some people prefer YouTube
Some prefer to pay because they believe paying for a course would make them serious
Some prefer onsite training
Some want someone to hold them and walk them through everything
Humans are nuanced and idiosyncratic
For me I like all the different options of learning at different points in my life ๐
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Learning from YouTube for free is way better than wasting money on courses.
A guy who paid 300k for a bootcamp saw my design last week and asked where I learned from.
I told him I learned everything I know now on YouTube and Twitter.
Note, heโs not the only person who has regretted paying for courses or bootcamps.
If you canโt get a mentor, donโt waste your money.
Go to YouTube ๐๐พโค๏ธ
Website Designer Nigeria@webdesignerng
Steps to learning tech: Step 1: Get a laptop and WiFi Step 2: Buy a course from Udemy or enroll in Bootcamp Step 3: Build real-life projects Step 4: Build your portfolio Step 5: Take on internship roles See you at the top ๐ฆ โจ
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No matter how angry I am, I always do whatever I'm supposed to do for my partner.
Na misunderstanding we get no be war
HOT LEGS BIBI๐@ButterBibi
After marriage, First time I and hubby had an argument, he came back from work and I refused to dish his food. When we settled, he reminded me that no matter how angry I am, his food must come from me except if I am happy that heโs going to bed hungry Omo, I thought about it and I was like, why I no go give my husband food, which kain vex I Dey vexโฆ Food he stocked with his money and even cooked o. Na just to dish am๐ I will never do that again๐ญ Since then, no matter what, I go cook for my dear husband o, anger can wait!
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Better shift go one side.
Better to do your research before you talk.
YOM๐ฃ๏ธ@ThaBoyYom
I wasnโt familiar with his game๐๐ฏ๐ฏ
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@iseoluwaphynics @Toluzene Two weyreys ๐
Na why I like guys sha.
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My mum was always against me having female friends. when I was writing JAMB, there was this friend of mine then at my jamb tutorial, very beautiful babe.
Her street was inside mine so we would always walk past my house every evening after tutorials. Me being the good guy, would walk her past my place to her own house and she'd get home and walk me back halfway to my place and we'd both go our separate ways after.
My mum found out and didn't like it, she warned me but I was adamant. On this faithful day, My friend didn't see me at the tutorial for two days and thought to come check on me at home.
When she came, I wasn't home. She knocked and my mum answered, my mum was very hostile towards her and eyed her uncomfortably, she complained to me and a couple of weeks later we stopped being friends because she was under the impression that my mum h@ted her.
I was vexed and I told my mum that since she didn't want me to have female friends, I'd become gay. I vowed to never talk to any girl again.
She thought it was jokes till I legit started ignoring every girl in our vicinity. Neighbours, church members or random people, it didn't matter who it was and whenever they asked what happened I'd say "my mummy asked me to not talk to any girl again and I was to become gay on my mum's wishes."
She got angry but slowly the anger turned to fear. It took the intervention of our youth minister in church to speak to me before I decided it was enough, I didn't speak to any lady we both knew for 3 months straight.
Sims๐ฉตโกโก@SIMIISCUPID
How to rage bait Nigerian parents:
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@ShoeGuyOtis @khanofkhans11_ Salad for dinner? You were shown the sign na ๐
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@khanofkhans11_ LMAOOOOO
Bruhh, I didnโt believe this until 2010, visited my uncle at Sagamu GRA. They had salad for dinner.
I couldnโt sleep, hunger wan kee me. Nobody told me anything before I carried my bag and left the next day.
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@Austeiin @khanofkhans11_ Hunger been wan take you but wisdom prevailed ๐
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I will never forget that one experience when I went to spend the weekend with one family member back in 2016 somewhere in Festac sake of say dem just come back from USA, I thought everywhere stew because as dem rich naww.
Baba mi, by 6:30pm we don eat night food oh. I think say na still warm up food. By 9pm that night I enter kitchen, everywhere empty. Ebi fe pa mi danu!....Not even garri to drink only sweets and chocolate. The more I eat chocolate and sweet the hunger dey skyrocket.
I told God that very night: If I no die because of hunger I will serve you for life....๐
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6;00am the next morning, I told them that I want to do small jogging. Na okada I blow from Festac enter Surulere straight to my papa kitchen to go chop better fufu and ofe nsala.....I eat finish and slept off inside the kitchen.
Around 10am, na call wake me up. My IJGB people dey buzz me around 10:00am to notify to round up my jogging as they are planning to prepare breakfast.....around 10:00am?!!!
Mo ya jeje gbe extra 3 wraps of fufu and I derica of raw ijebu garri along with me.....God forbid I spend the night in a rich man's house without any fall back bread, garri or fufu.
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All these complaints I'm seeing about CDCare actually came at the right time.
So my money for just enter wrong hand ๐.
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@mrjoshuasamps0n @shredwithQpid Are you maaaaad ๐ญ
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@shredwithQpid Na once e turn necklace
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Reason number 1
weightlossmessiah@shredwithQpid
Sorry but you can never catch me in a local gym.
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@shxkxbabu @Olamilekan_009 We need to have a solid reason why weโre protesting, and its what we need to stick on, no digression no partying around, just well organized protest and peaceful and we go straight to their office not on the road causing traffic
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tomorrow is saturday, are we doing this or not??
are we all coming out????
shaka โก๏ธ@shxkxbabu
can we all just agree to come out this saturday? we should do 3rd mainland bridge. other states can have their locations too. things wonโt change if we just keep tweeting.
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@Prestigious_Gt Everything women do is cos men permit.
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What I just clocked about this whole trend is that men actually own X (Twitter).
Despite women not being in the comments, every tweet of that trend is a banger back to back to back.
Itโs men supporting men.
Itโs men supporting women.
Men make trends.
Men are the trend.
Men are the algorithm.
Men are powerful
Men is life
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You dey look up to woman?
God abeg
โู@foluswago
@arrakunrin guy i no fit explain how this display dey make me feel. been dey look up to this babe.
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Alpha Ojini, you're HIM.
Tรผrkรงe
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@gmltony @BabyPelga That guy climbed down from motorcycle and was pushing it ?? ๐
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Iโve never laughed this hard๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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@Articthegameon1 @Owiggy_ ... and upon this rock he'll build his life and the gates of hell shall not prevail ๐ญ
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@Owiggy_ The father tried at least he gave him a quality education. Now he can use that stone as the foundation to build his life on. The father basically told him: FAFO.
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I heard this when i was in court.
A very wealthy man was st0ned by his son when they had an argument, the son apologised later on and the beef ended.
The man did everything to make sure that the son turned out to be a great man in life. He sponsored his education abroad and did every other necessary thing.
When he passed away, the son came back to Nigeria for the burial and also for the reading of the will.
When they read the will, old man only left behind the stone the son threw at him years ago for the son and nothing else. He was a very wealthy man but he left nothing tangible for that particular child.๐
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@Owiggy_ I'm petty, but this here is a discovery ๐
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@Elkrosmediahub ๐
There's love in sharing ๐
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@Alhajirostova @Ilebabyy If to say you no put that last line, me and you for fight.
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no matter how much Iโm embezzling, thereโs no way Iโll leave the entire population in darkness.
oh and btw, youโre stupid
Alexa ๐๐ธโ๏ธ@i_lexxa
Alot of us would do worse than Tinubu if given the position. Lmao
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