Mike Toole

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump You and Jeff should just get it over with and kiss already!

Just learned tonight at Mar-a-Lago that Jeff Bezos was telling everyone that @realDonaldTrump would lose for sure, so they should sell all their Tesla and SpaceX stock 🤭

@AccidentalCISO People who never fail become entitled jerks.

CEOs love to tell you that failure isn’t an option, but I assure you, it is.

@AccidentalCISO I love playing risk, you gotta go after Urkutsk.

I find it ironic how InfoSec seems to attract people who are inherently risk averse, and then we wonder why we can’t seem to objectively evaluate and communicate risk effectively.

@robertgraham "Next Gen" Firewalls. But really only in the marketing sense, you still basically trust the network and devices.

As you understand the term, what is "Zero-Trust"?

I solved the #ivanti problem. linkedin.com/posts/miketool…

@InfoSystir @SwiftOnSecurity @Nick_Barnes Some random dude called me out of the blue wanting to buy my side yard to build a pole barn for his boat. 😂

@SwiftOnSecurity @Nick_Barnes My township just passed a zoning law that doesn't allow any more to be built. Being right near a great lake, there are TONS of people that just have put summer homes in with their boats, nothing looks this nice. Just giant storage lockers sometimes with a satellite outside

The European mind cannot comprehend this

@AccidentalCISO We can talk about security more during the procurement phase.

Tell me you have never worked in a small organization without telling me you have never worked in a small organization.

@AccidentalCISO I am Jack's cancer upon tasks.

People love to hate JIRA, but our tools are merely reflections of our processes and organizational structures. It is our own self-loathing that we see.

@Andrew___Morris Always check the fingers... ALWAYS!

however

I changed my mind AI sucks

@AccidentalCISO Run your own servers? In this economy? 💪

It’s a good thing y’all have Confluence up to date to make patching this easy, right?

I know I have made it, when I'm sitting in the lounge at a conference (@GrrCON ) doing expense reports. At least our app has dark mode so I can keep some street cred.

@AccidentalCISO Keys freely roaming Convenience yet danger lurks Hackers seek Okta.

Ok, sure, passkeys are cool, but have you tried pass-haikus?

@AccidentalCISO Congratulations 🎉 Accidental influencer.

My first hater! I have arrived!!

@MichaelToole @miketoole @profmiketoole @michaeltooleart @TooleWBZ I also have a bunch of bsky invites.

@MichaelToole @miketoole @profmiketoole @michaeltooleart @TooleWBZ We are legion.

I have five blue skyeeeeeee invite c0d3zzZz. DM me if you want one, moots preferred but it's first come first served, lets get em out there and used~~ I will update this post when they are gone.

@I_CAN_COMPUTER @GrrCON Hmm a sticker geocache...

Who's up for some #StickerCON and #GrrCOiN trading/hiding/finding this year at @GrrCON !? #WhatsThePassphrase #GrrCON

@sedward5 @mondaydotcom Don't tell Garfield.

@GossiTheDog How dare you question the invisible free market hand of buzzwords!

@troyhunt Lambda or cloud functions do that well.

Is there an online service that makes it easy to register an HTTP listener that can log requests to a public endpoint? For example, you get a unique URL, issue requests to it then it logs body and contents so you can test a piece of code that’s making outbound request?

@sedward5 @jamietomasello @TheSweetKat The best part about being in infosec, oh oh oh.