Surprise Me

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Surprise Me

Surprise Me

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Wherever the leaf winds Katılım Ekim 2022
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Dr. Jebra Faushay
Dr. Jebra Faushay@JebraFaushay·
Newest on the AARP tour of singers who should reconsider performing is beloved icon Blondie. She’s three quaaludes to the wind, just my opinion.
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Afroman
Afroman@ogafroman·
If yall keep on laughing, she gonna eat your wifes pussy too
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Theresa Longo Fans
Theresa Longo Fans@BarkJack_·
On principle, I refuse to share a leaked video TMZ has of Taylor Frankie Paul beating her husband then throwing a chair which also hit one of her kids; and doing all that in front of the kids. Cancel her big time! A very sad situation all around!
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CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS@CrazyDaysPoster·
Thursday, March 19, 2026 Blind Item #8 This actress/writer/producer/director is not even hiding the fact that her latest project is all about her ex cheating on her with the actress/singer.
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Lance
Lance@TheLnn·
@DOOMSPAYUH @scarletthampt0n @TheRalphRetort I was one of the OG supporters of Keanu, before any of this podcast stuff I subscribed to her web cam channels and OF. I feel like those of us who were there from the beginning were left in dust, used and abused.
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Surprise Me@firstpetsname·
@TonyLaneNV Naw, nobody deserves to take on that responsibility. Your allergy, your problem.
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Tony Lane 🇺🇸
Tony Lane 🇺🇸@TonyLaneNV·
THIS IS WILD… Passenger says United denied a simple request that could literally save their life. Severe peanut allergy. One exposure = possible fatal reaction. All they asked for? A small buffer zone on the plane. Instead… they were told to basically deal with it and “email the company.” On a packed flight where people are eating inches away… That’s not a minor issue. That’s life or death. Do airlines have a responsibility here… or is this asking too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸
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Surprise Me@firstpetsname·
My guy hates me watching the dabbleverse shit so I showed him how they’re all doxxing each other’s wives and fresh off parole he goes, “if they weren’t dorks, they’d be shot for that. You know what I mean?” Dead Serious and he’s absolutely right!
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beeple
beeple@beeple·
JUSTICE FOR AFROMAN
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Valerie Anne Smith
Valerie Anne Smith@ValerieAnne1970·
What if getting measles as a child PROTECTS you from heart disease & cancer later? Big Pharma won't tell you this... "Before the 1963 vaccine, measles deaths plunged 98%—thanks to nutrition & sanitation, NOT shots." ~Aaron Siri Natural infection builds a lifelong protection shield a vaccine cannot match. Japanese mega-study (110K+ adults, 22 yrs): History of measles = 8-20% LOWER risk of dying from CVD & stroke. Both measles + mumps? Up to 21% drop in heart attack deaths! For cancer: Childhood measles linked to REDUCED Hodgkin’s lymphoma (UK 2000 study) & overall cancer mortality (European 2013 cohort: fewer deaths in infected kids).
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Isabella Maria DeLuca
Isabella Maria DeLuca@IsabellaMDeLuca·
Holy sh*t. The two largest COVID-19 “vaccine” safety studies EVER conducted— analyzing data from 184 MILLION people— confirm they are NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN USE. History will remember this as one of the greatest medical scandals of our time.
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Valerie Anne Smith
Valerie Anne Smith@ValerieAnne1970·
"70% of elderly people get the flu shot every year, and it kills off a portion of them on day zero. It's got a day-zero kill record. It's in the Medicare data, and nobody's saying a damn thing about this." ~Steve Kirsch
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Mr. Gerald Wayne
Mr. Gerald Wayne@geraldwayne·
🚨 BREAKING: Israel just lit up an RT crew in plain PRESS vests in Southern Lebanon. Shrapnel hits, camera keeps rolling, reporter stays calm while describing the incoming missile scream. I also slowed it down and noticed what looks like cluster munitions being used. This is what happens when they don't want witnesses. Video credit: RT #israel #Lebanon
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Surprise Me@firstpetsname·
Whoa this is top notch
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MeghansMole©️
MeghansMole©️@MeghansMole·
Anyone craving Lemon Poundcake 😆
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