I love women in hallmark movies they’re like “my boyfriend is always working and doesn’t have time to go sledding with me in the middle of the day. I’ll leave him for a farmer,”
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In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉
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In my “hypermorality won’t save the world” era🍉
@fizzyells
Fizz, she/her. Wei Wuxian Is So Loved Agenda. https://t.co/qrLdVZDK8G https://t.co/Zzd5CGDbJQ H*rny twitter @spicy_fizz
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When your 'friend' tenderly taking care of your wounds gives you a raging hard-on
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The eastern screech owl is a master of disguise. You better have a sharp eye to spot these birds of prey, which like to nest in tree cavities.
Photo at Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge by Graham McGeorge
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Baby hua cheng wrote “my mom sold me to taizi dianxia” YouTube fic
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I love the TGCF fandom it’s like “what does a malnourished ten-year-old look like? Basically a toddler, right?”
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@laceyarchives Is this sachi?
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If there were not already a Protestant reformation by the time the pope said you’re not allowed to use birth control I feel like there would have been one just for that
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They did it. They made the most belongs on 30 Rock show of all time
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Season 1 of the vampire show was the most Taylor Swift Blank Space crash and burn bullshit I have ever seen and idk how s2 can be that narratively satisfying
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@wwxwashere @cat_elg Except my cats want to snuggle the heck out of you
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feeding your friends cat when they’re out of town feels like hanging with a guy you never hang out with alone and you’re not really sure what to talk about without your mutual friend there. so ummm you like wet food? that’s cool that’s cool
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In the spirit of togetherness, if you live outside the US, please share your country's most dangerous cooking method.
US Consumer Product Safety Commission@USCPSC
Don't do any of this #Thanksgiving
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App lessons and YouTube are not cutting it, I need someone to coach me through mandarin pronunciation and not laugh at me :(
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@wwxwashere Are there people who don’t have friends who are happy about it??
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