Cake Spankenheimer

Me: oh my god AU business student: God ? 😂😪 the only god I know is koGOD 👌💯😩📑 The grind never stops 💵💵😤📈 rip grandma 🙏👼❤️

@libsoftiktok Get a job Chaya

Florida medical examiner says he can’t wait for Trump to die They’re always in the medical field. Completely unacceptable behavior.

In this world I’m surprised the haven’t commercialized the Jet Stream like a hot lane yet, charging more for eastward flights that use it rather than paying standard rates for a slower flight

She quit

Trumpie girl at work complaining at Galentines happy hour that she had to get moved from her team cuz she was upset her boss told her she has low emotional intelligence when it comes to working in the group and I just had to go like “oh wow that’s crazy”

@theflyisin @heyyitsjanea If you’re not succeeding in trying to get pregnant, or dealing with fertility issues, it’s likely you wouldn’t get a regular period every month

@heyyitsjanea If you’re not pregnant, you get your period.. I don’t understand why so many of these chicks waste so much money on tests when they could just.. y’know.. wait a few more days

a youtuber i follow just posted this video showing how many negative pregnancy tests she’s gotten and for the last couple months a lot of her audience has been speculating pregnancy yeah so…this is why you don’t do that

Easy peel orange is my equivalent of meat falling off the bone

At work pronouncing conduit like a frenchman. Cawndwee

@AdamMossoff @BurninKaya @GeorgeMasonU how’s this guy gonna know the law if he doesn’t even know how to do some elementary school level research? Seriously?

@BurninKaya Grok says it's realb(I asked before posting it). I reconfirmed it again: grok.com/share/c2hhcmQt…

Excellent mural of Rama Duwaji, wife of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani, that appeared in NYC a week ago. Never forget that Duwaji repeatedly cheered October 7 atrocities. If she was wife of Republican mayor of NYC, this would be on front page of NY Times and discussed nonstop on CNN.

Why are people bitching about some few millions of people on food stamps but kit the billions of dollars that are being spent on a made up useless war

@MikeBales Type shit you feed a dog (military combatant) before putting it down (sending to fight with no intent to make sure they return safe)

As most of you know, my son is a Sailor. He sent a picture of his lunch yesterday from the galley. I’m thankful that we are finally taking care of our men and women in uniform. 🙏🏻🇺🇸

@Nickelback Disappointing use of AI

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I don't wanna hear about your 9/11 anymore, man. It's been 9/11 everyday for people in the middle east for the past 20 years. Fuckin barbarians and murderers.

@YKoluwaseun9 Well no because you read one book and center your whole life view around it. Religious people lack critical thinking

Being an atheist is another sign of łow intelligence

If saying “allahu akbar” automatically makes a mass shooting classified as a terrorist attack, then we have to hold Christian and Jewish shooters to the same standard. Unbelievable the amount of ignorant bigots who don’t know they’re referring to the same god.

So it’s good for people to dance when their leaders die right? You like that? You think thats a good thing? For future reference

Saw this pic IRL but from the opposite side sorry could not get a better pic for the life of me

@generalkellogg blasted so bad it knocked their boots off cartoon style.

This morning we lost three soldiers. They were soldiers of America. Honor them.

@remarks Keep conchita wurst name out of your fucking mouth

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