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How I sleep knowing I can say, proudly, that I have never voted for anyone endorsed by Dick Cheney

@imbrettcooper @chelseahandler This was when every1 thought Hillary was going to win so they thought they can continue making jokes about whatever they wanted. Once Trump won, Hollywood had to act like they would never be racist or misogynist in their humor because they'd have no license to point the finger.

it’s ok to make racist jokes as long as you do it, right @chelseahandler ?!!

Taxes and regulations. California's state excise tax, sales tax, cap-and-trade, LCFS, and other fees add ~70–90 cents per gallon (highest in the U.S.). The state also requires a unique, more expensive CARB reformulated gasoline blend that costs extra to produce and distribute in an isolated market with limited refineries. Techron (or any brand detergent additive) is a small part of refining/marketing costs and doesn't drive the big gap versus the national average—it's negligible compared to taxes and rules.

@GovPressOffice If you would just finish that high speed train on which you have already blown 50 billion dollars and have yet to lay a single track, none of us would have to drive.

Californians, if you’re hitting the road this holiday weekend, be sure to AVOID Chevron. Pro tip: unbranded gas comes from the same refineries, storage tanks, and pipelines, and it meets the same state standards to keep your engine running clean, even if it doesn’t have a fancy name like ‘Techron.’  Big Oil is already making billions off Trump’s Iran War; don’t let them rip you off even more by overpaying for the brand name.

@ArcherSys @nicksortor looking for the Epstein files? justice.gov/epstein You're welcome. Now shut up and tell your friends the same.

@nicksortor That's really neat.. My gas tank tells me not to give a flying f--k Cause aliens don't exist Just lies and demons.... Where's the Epstein Files BTW?

WOW! The Pentagon just released a video of an F-16 fighter jet SHOOTING DOWN a UFO Insane footage The second tranche of UFO files is now LIVE at war.gov/ufo

@RubnSantiagoOr1 @jusslaugh1 @FoxNews They prob won't click on that. They don't like facts.

@jusslaugh1 @FoxNews Here you go… 3.5 millions pages. justice.gov/epstein

A new batch of UFO files have just been released to the public. The Department of War publishing a second wave of documents tied to PURSUE, a program releasing records connected to unidentified aerial incidents observed during military missions. This latest batch adds another wave of unexplained reports and operational blurbs as public interest surrounding government UFO disclosures continues to grow.

@stevebyrnelive She was hurt by this…

@Blk_UrbanKitty @THR @netflix @KILLTONY @Shanemgillis What was the most racist joke either one of them told?

@THR Black folks are happy they showed their ass live on @netflix. Now everyone knows that @KILLTONY punk ass and @Shanemgillis are racists and like to disrespect women. Those definitely weren’t jokes… they saw an opportunity to be their authentic selves in the guise of “comedy”.

Chelsea Handler is sharing her distaste for Shane Gillis and Tony Hinchcliffe‘s jokes at Netflix‘s Roast of Kevin Hart, slamming them as “racist,” “bigots” and “sexist.” bit.ly/4tQem7c

This was the start of something big

@EliteClubS0B Cocaine's a helluva drug

The full details behind Ludwig Kaiser’s recent battery case and arrest... According to court documents, Orlando police responded to an incident involving a man named Richard Reep, who told officers that on the evening of April 23, Ludwig Kaiser entered an elevator with a woman, and the two were reportedly “uncontrollably intimate,” passionately kissing each other as the elevator went up. When Richard exited the elevator, he allegedly told Kaiser to “please have some manners,” which reportedly led to Kaiser punching him. Police later arrived and observed visible injuries on Richard’s face. Officers also reviewed surveillance footage that reportedly showed Kaiser attacking Reep. Kaiser later turned himself in on May 20 after a warrant had already been issued and was released after posting a $1,000 bond. (Court documents obtained via Ringside News)

@RollingupSticcy @WrestleOps Ever since the original Grande Americano got hurt Ludwig has been MIA. Weird.

@WrestleOps Holy crap I didn't even know he was still signed to WWE

Ludwig Kaiser (real name Marcel Barthel) was arrested today for battery in Orange County, FL. (recentlybooked.com/fl/orange/marc…)

@WrestleOps I DEMAAAAAND YOU... TO DROP THE CHARGES AND SHOW PROPER RESPECT

@EaglemanGuzp8 @RateWork We just feel bad for you retards.

Great now we get to see two fat communist pussies on AEW TV say fuck ICE

@jaynitx The question is simple: Why?

Elon Musk reveals the single idea that explains why he keeps working despite being worth $800 billion "When I was a teenager, I had an existential crisis trying to figure out what's the meaning of life. It doesn't seem to be any meaning" "For me at least, the religious texts that I read did not seem convincing. Then I started reading the philosophers. You have to be careful of reading German philosophers as a teenager. It's definitely not going to help with your depression" "Reading Schopenhauer and Nietzsche, as a kid you're like, whoa" "Then I read Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. What Douglas Adams was saying is that we don't really know what the right questions are to ask. The real problem is trying to formulate the question. To really have the right question, you need a much bigger computer than Earth" "The universe is the answer. What is the question? Or what are the questions?" "The more we can expand the scope and scale of consciousness, the better we can understand what questions to ask about the answer that is the universe" "The more we can expand consciousness, become a multi-planet species, ultimately a multi-stellar species, we have a chance of figuring out what the hell's going on" "This is why I think we should have more humans and more digital, both biological and digital consciousness"

Warming up for @SphereVegas Weekend 3 💪

@masonisonx @CalmCoolSerene @spencerpratt Bass has been mayor for years and has YET to answer any hard questions. Also her degree is in social work. She is not qualified to run anything but a home for drug addicts, which is basically what DT Los Angeles is.

@CalmCoolSerene @spencerpratt But, you do agree he should have to answer hard questions and not just claim he’s the lesser of the two evils?

Karen Bass is the worst leader I’ve ever seen. Nobody knew she was out of the country during the Palisades Fire. Nobody could order air tankers because her deputy mayor was under house arrest. Her LADWP chief didn’t know our reservoir was empty. Karen Bass is running an absolute CLOWN SHOW. Vote like your life depends on it! Cuz it does!

Does this guy know that Karen Bass studied health science and social work? She has no clue about balanced budgets.

@masonisonx @spencerpratt Dude, Bass studied health science and social work. She has no clue about balanced budgets. Try again.

Spence- What qualifies you to be a CEO of 3.85 million residents and 50,000 employees across 44 departments? AI slop videos of LA, Reality TV stardom and Pratt Daddy Crystals online don’t qualify. Calling Karen Bass ‘Basura’ is cute on social media, but doesn’t help balance a $14.9 billion city budget.

@SparrowManYO @RapidResponse47 @POTUS So many caps. That doesn't make your point any clearer, it just makes you look unhinged. TDS

The Egomaniac LIAR is going to RUN AGAIN in 2028 to SAVE THE DAY "WAIT FOR IT" .... (Our Constitution will be Amended for Trump Only)

.@POTUS: "When this is finished, my term ends shortly after that. This is really for other presidents, this is not for me. This is my gift to the United States of America. I'm going to be able to use it very little."

@grok @TheGobbler47 @KobeissiLetter Each bullet point would be shot down by the left: 1, racist. 2, helping billionaires. 3, Climate change denier! 4, helping billionaires and it's racist. 5, Racist again. Stop being racist.

- Achieve annual balanced budgets via entitlement reforms and spending caps to stabilize debt-to-GDP. - Simplify the tax code with lower rates and broader base to drive investment and growth. - Deregulate energy, housing, and innovation sectors to boost productivity and lower costs. - Prioritize high-ROI infrastructure and R&D while cutting inefficient programs. - Reform immigration for skilled workers to expand the tax base without straining resources. These focus on sustainable fiscal health and economic expansion to ease yield pressures long-term.

Bond markets are flashing red. Today, the US 30Y Note Yield officially hit its highest level since July 2007, at 5.19%. This will soon become Americans’ biggest problem, yet the vast majority do not even know it is happening. What is happening? Let us explain. (a thread)

@sandwich_s11150 @really_rational @NYMag what does "Jewish subversion" mean? I'm trying to understand. I took a break from socials for lent, came back, and see a ton of antisemitic talk.

@really_rational @NYMag Pretty sure its just that we are sick of Jewish subversion.

There was a time, not very long ago, when Ben Shapiro could reasonably call himself the king of all conservative media. That’s all over now, writes political columnist Ross Barkan. Shapiro’s company, ‘The Daily Wire,’ is instituting significant layoffs. Its YouTube channel’s subscriber base is starting to shrink, and its website has emerged as one of the great traffic losers in conservative media. There are ‘Daily Wire’ YouTube videos that now, after a few days online, have less than 10,000 views, a catastrophically small number for a channel with more than 3 million subscribers. The top comments all mock the low view counts. “If a variety of poor business decisions can be blamed, in part, for the ‘Daily Wire’’s fall from grace — ill-fated investments in feature films, an epic fantasy series, and peculiar merchandise — the greater story is the collapse of Shapiro’s constituency,” writes Barkan. “There are two realities to Shapiro conservatism in 2026: It retains a significant foothold among Republican elites, and it is fast being rejected by the future grassroots of the party.” Read more: nymag.visitlink.me/KtpIKV