Flaviar

that’s the spirit

@fawnncel gimmie dat

you met me at a very burger time in my life

@AgingRanchHand haha no way i’m literally tied to a chair at the bottom of a body of water as part of my witch trial right now

Literally loling. Guy shot me with a silver bullet because he thought I was a werewolf. I'm not and never have been. I am currently dying though on account of the bullet

@morchel i lost my car seat for months

I DON'T OWN AN IPAD

@fastestUFO this is like me except there are several reasons

everyone is so fucking mad at me for no reason at all

@CaptainJoshuab did you get it on pen island dot com? haha i’m here all week

Found a cool pen. Thought I would share ⛳️

@forallcurious ...presumably

🚨: The Sun has officially set in Barrow, Alaska, and it won't rise again until January 22, 2026.

@h3xenbrenner2 also can i have the little ball thanks

(Throwing cash down onto a roulette wheel) put it all on love…

@garshmo yeah being paranoid about your mortgage sounds like a riot

Getting into weed in your 40’s is probably fire

@megannn_lynne will accept buds and/or pals too

Planning a Friendsgiving. Does anyone know any friends

@juicenotthekid_ my fun fact is i quit

nothing drains me faster than hearing 'let's go around the room and introduce ourselves.

@MOONHOZE @sorbit0l no you need to be asleep to have a nightmare is all

@flaviar_com @sorbit0l Are you referring to Tim Burton's racism or....

@DudespostingWs if i was introducing it on tiktok id be like hey this is my miniature new york city with a million buildings, 50 feet long, 30 feet wide

He spent 21 years building a miniature New York City, nearly a million buildings, 50 feet long, 30 feet wide and this is how he introduced it on TikTok:

@errai what’s up? IS ANYTHING UP?!

Hey, how's it going? [the desert wind keeps howling] Does anyone know how it's going

@FearedBuck i liked it when i saw the first ones then promptly unliked once i saw the actual one

Phone case that can also be used as a vape is going viral x.com/DonaldTunp7573…

@filthtofilth branding 101

Be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to follow you

@abstrakti0ns employee training in the alcohol industry

Getting mad at a glass of water

@fastestUFO every weekly catchup meeting:

youre a fucking retard but i'll get into that more later

@michaelluny what is this a tv for ants

Came back to the apartment to find my buddy’s TV in a new location