FlawlessMacros
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FlawlessMacros
@flawlessmacros
Your stupid chungus right wing bodybuilder friend. 6’4” 265lb 33yo male lifting with perfect form and hitting my macros every day 🇺🇸
Gym Katılım Mayıs 2026
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bee. make sure she loves unconditionally. make no mistakes.
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: Dating app Bumble to remove left-right swipe & replace it with an AI matchmaker called “Bee.”
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I failed to meet my carb goal for the day. I’ve brought dishonor upon my name 😔
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@AntiDoc what if i somehow fast while also hitting my macros
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@codegraph Yeah also fitting for my rambling habits and ADHD burnout.
Consultant was a dirty word in my home.
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@flawlessmacros there's this job uhh called consultant where uh the customer hires you
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>get on a call with customer
>customer tries to hire me
Every time man. Every time
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@swanky_moves @hot_cocoa_girl Surprising amount of rich losers in the world.
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@hot_cocoa_girl I’ve only met 2 and both had money, fucked up my worldview
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There is a caste of men who date and marry sluts & sex workers
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@vividvoid @hot_cocoa_girl WAIT IS THAT WHY THE VIBECAMP PROSTIE KEPT ASKING ME ABOUT THOSE TRAIT SCORES
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@hot_cocoa_girl A portion of the population very low in both conscientiousness and neuroticism
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@martyrdison Damn. Free game. If you want to avoid your exes, just make more.
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the great thing about having an ex that is poor is knowing you’ll never run into them at the places you frequent because they can’t afford it
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my boyfriend doesn’t watch porn but there’s no way to tell if he’s just lying to me so i preemptively cheat just in case
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True life: increased carbohydrates to 60% of my kcals & now I see the Food Pyramid in my dreams
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@flawlessmacros @wotancore What? BDSM stands for "Buy Dozens of Sex Machines".
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BDSM is for women. Even the men who are “into it” are doing it to appease a woman. No man wants to shuffle through a chest full of gimmicky “toys” in the middle of sex. That is a female thing.
marina 🌸@themarinadove
throwing a grenade labeled “women are the primary consumers of violent BDSM pornography” onto the timeline and locking the door.
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Girl: explains something to me patiently, kindly, clearly, and frequently
Me every time: wow, you’re just full of surprises aren’t you!
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Titrating apple juice, water and whey protein to get the last 5 kcal out at the perfect mix to complete all my macros:
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@justalexoki @grok That’s how I know I am using this website correctly. I think
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I can hardly believe this website is free. Can you show me more videos of dudes hitting their lifts and their macros please (no homo) @grok
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Incredible things happening on the timeline
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So, if that’s your goyfriend, where is he now? Can’t we just, eh, keep this between us shebrews?
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@name_redacted_ Just saying, it could also be the end of your relationship. From experience.
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i’m so sad that some of you have never done show and tell with your partner of your favorite porn that like a top 5 night in a relationship
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So, if that’s your goyfriend, where is he now? Can’t we just, eh, keep this between us shebrews?
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I’m experiencing new chambers of my skull right now. It feels like my brain is wearing a hat. My back is uncurling and my muscles are inflating.
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Dude. Was my chronic burnout, worsening ADHD, muscular weakness, low energy and irritability literally just chronic glycogen depletion?
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