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Get your PVC today!!!

@ChuksEricE Most people haven't seen full tank in 3 years

"To fill 50 litres of a Corolla car during President Obasanjo’s regime cost ₦3,750. During Yar’Adua’s time, it became ₦3,250. During Goodluck Jonathan’s time, it was ₦4,350. During Buhari’s regime, it was ₦11,900. Now under the current President Tinubu’s regime, to fill 50 litres of a Corolla car is now ₦61,350, and you tell me this man is the hope Nigerians should have for a better future? How d√mb can some of you be?" -Man reacts

@_bigmanchi @boy_director Small manchi

@boy_director This is clearly a make up story cus if it was true then you would be dead by now

One time I was rushing to the hospital for an emergency, back seat in my Gwagon this niggas blocked my car, chased it down traffic till I had to make a transfer.

@Otunbakush1 Upstream and downstream dispense controller

Job function: incharge of dispensing PMS into low PMS vehicles.

@iamhorlarboy08 @Sarkinijebu @Verterex_Prop Water no dey dry for car only if there is a fault or leakage before

@Sarkinijebu @Verterex_Prop Dry from the radiator she no dai put water at all .

A man bought 2014 AVALON naija used every thing working perfectly fine . He drove the car 🚘 for days ,he travelled the wife was using the car 🚘 To cut the super story short 😂 I)No water in radiator II)gasket got burn 😂🤲

@jonathanseun 10.1 for a Nigerian used to pay in 1.5 years? Nigerian used car is certain to have a hidden fault

Good evening the two cars below are for hire purchase No DOWN payment just 130k weekly for 78 weeks If you are interested slide into my DM and I’d link you to the person in charge 💯

@_AdeyemiFunmi @toshine4u Head gasket just said goodbye

The red brake warning light and this means - parking brake may be engaged or - low brake fluid or - brake system fault (hydraulic issue, worn pads, leak) A brake problem directly affects the ability to stop the car and if it is not just the parking brake, the vehicle is unsafe to drive. To do: - confirm parking brake is fully released. - if the light remains on: stop using the car and inspect brake fluid / get to the mechanic immediately

Guys, dont say anything. Ladies, if you see your car dashboard like this, what does it mean and what is the most urgent issue here?

@silverpenydr 120

Divide 50 by half and add. 20 A) 22 B) 140 C)45 D) 70 Let’s see if you’re the one who wrote your WAEC maths paper 😂😂

@XcessCars I4

I will sell 10 muscle v4 before I can sell one v6 Sold over 10 already this year and I haven’t sold one v6 I know where v6 dey go market and I know where v4 dey go market

@atomus_maths @YKoluwaseun9 You say?

@YKoluwaseun9 Even cigarettes can't cause explosion when dipped into fuel. Make una dey chop myths dey go.

Receiving call near gas cooker causes expłosion, but Gas station dey use POS collect money

@DAMIADENUGA Omo you go give me my data back

Don Jazzy thinking aloud reason why most marriages don’t last these days. Your thoughts? 🤔

@son_of_uki Choiiii!!!! Oil dey ya head

but flavour bestie, odumeje dey perform miracles na… why he no fit heal this boy 😂

@rukky_nate Lagos is not our house, we go back to our root and build our home

Personally, I don’t see the need to build a house in your village. you don’t live there. you don’t plan to retire there. you barely even visit. your parents might not even be there, probably late. so who exactly is the house for? status? sentiments… or just tradition?

@slimsuki_ I have entered 800 and 1k back because it was late

Lagos to Ibadan 7200 Jesus Walahi it used to be 1200 I swear to God

@CspIniedu They asked you simple question publicly but you choose to go private. Be like you forget say you dey work for the public

Check your DM. GM

@Richmond10111 @instablog9ja Money might not be the problem why he is depressed

@instablog9ja Why not sell his car and use the money to rise again, this our economy has frustrate everybody

Man rescued after parking his car on the 3rd mainland bridge and jumping into the lagoon to end it all in Lagos

@ucheokorolive Nobody makes this kind decision without a backup plan

In 2019, Access Bank offered me a job. I woke up at 5am. Struggled to the bus stop. Spent almost two hours getting from Abule Ado to Victoria Island. Worked all day. Then at 9pm, I was still on a bus. Hadn't gotten home yet. And somewhere on that bus, a thought hit me so hard

@armanifeante Your maths teacher die?

The next 12million naira I see, I will buy Toyota Avalon 9m, use 1m for spec interiors and car registration. 500k to commissioner of police for VIP sticker and honorary badge. Then keep the remaining 5million for rainy days.

@alexxitonurreo @AramideOyekunle For which country?

@AramideOyekunle Wrong!!! your yearly rent shouldn't be more than your 3 months savings?

Your yearly rent should not be more than your 3months Salary.

@Lalapro_ @inDrive How come he wants to kidnap only you because your friend in the car doesn’t look worried

I almost got kidnapped by an indriver today after I was assaulted, insulted. This is not just about “bad service” no one should get into a car and feel trapped , threatened and unsave . @inDrive please do better @inDrive

@Odumodublvck_ @effxzzzyy Why the capital letters tho?

ALL OF YOU THAT SUPPORTED THEM IN PRIVATE I HOPE YOU CAN SEE HOW FOOLISH YOU ALL ARE. THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PITCH YOUR TENT WITH LIARS AND ABUSERS. GOD NO DEY SLEEP. WE WON. OUTSTANDING VICTORY GOD IS GREAT.