Alex Morris

@LouStagner Why add an extra 10 shots? It's nonsense and the person would clearly win the tournament.

Let's assume a 2.5 index (not a vanity index!). Assuming Augusta has course rating of 78 and slope of 155, the course handicap is 9. Golfers of all skill levels will tend to average ~3 shots above course handicap. This takes our hero to an average of 12 over par. Let's add an additional 10 shots of difficulty kicker on top of that. That puts them at an average of 22 over par per round. They would average 94 strokes each round. 88 over par over 4 rounds. They started at a 100 under par, went 88 over, and end up finishing at 12 under par. 12 under wins 6 of the last 10 events outright, plus one event where 12 under ties for the lead. Is 10 shots enough of a kicker? For some I think it would be. They won't get in too much trouble off the tee, it's the greens that will provide the biggest pucker factor...

@KylePorterNS I hate data. This ruins my excitement for the tournament

Eleven of the last 13 Masters winners were at 1.7+ SG tee to green in the three months leading into the Masters. Here's the final list for this year. Morikawa -- 2.2 Fitz -- 2.1 Si Woo -- 2.1 Rahm -- 2.0 Rory -- 2.0 Scottie -- 1.9 Cam Young -- 1.8 Ludvig -- 1.8 Min Woo -- 1.7 Gotterup -- 1.7 Straka -- 1.7 One of those 11 guys will likely be your 2026 Masters winner.

@thegoodster_ @Passhole69 Youve been fooled haha

@Passhole69 I’ve never seen an ugly Australian girl

People always saying average SEC couple when the fuck are we going to start talking about average Australian couple

@ccmembersonly Mighty Ducks

@micahsb @runaway_vol Prove any of that. VAT in the Uk is flat in all areas. Supermarkets are standardised in price and shift by very small margins across the country

why is gentrification considered “bad”, it makes areas much nicer with better shops and friendlier people

@RickShielsPGA Stop with these dumb and boring questions for cheap engagement.

Who wants to see Tiger tee it up at The Masters?

@AFCBOldgit @FootballTalkHQ But it affects their performance? That is undeniable.

@FootballTalkHQ Good heavens, a footballer talking common sense

🗣️ Samir Nasri on Ramadan: "Why should coaches need to know if players are observing Ramadan? In my day, no one asked me, 'Are you fasting for Ramadan or not?' We're in a secular country; normally, religion should stay in the private sphere. Does the coach go to Catholics and ask if they're observing Lent? Why wasn't this question about Ramadan an issue 20 years ago? This question shouldn't even exist. You know it's Ramadan season, you know more or less which players on your team are Muslim. You watch the matches; if a player is underperforming, you sub him out, that's it. Why go and ask him if he's fasting for Ramadan? Because he's fasting, are you going to look at him differently? It shouldn't be a thing to ask your players not to fast. Karim Benzema, he's at his best when he's under Ramadan. Do we talk about that too? Everyone has their own experience. Some players are carried by their faith too, and that, you can't know. Some eat McDonald's and score hat-tricks; there's no logic to it."

@premiurnvideos @TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap Vuvuzelas made them utter shite. Along with the Africans dancing and not watching the matches.

@TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap Rooney saying South Africa 2010 was the worst World Cup while half the world remembers it as one of the most iconic tournaments ever. The vuvuzelas alone made it unforgettable, Wayne. 😂

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Wayne Rooney: "You are not getting a WORSE World Cup than South Africa in 2010. That tournament NEVER felt like a World Cup." — @WeAreTheOverlap

@TouchlineX @WeAreTheOverlap As an attendee - I totally agree

@nukebets05 @lancej @Daniel_Rapaport If you knew the Bordeaux, you'd know its a big name typical wine. Nothing niche or unique

@lancej @Daniel_Rapaport All the wines have personal meaning in someway or another. Rory didn't necessarily select the list for style or the hands down best lineup

Used wine-searcher to look up the wines on Rory's Champions Dinner menu (not including taxes etc) —2015 Salon “S” Brut: $1,326 —2022 Domaine Leflaive: $2,371 —1990 Chateau Lafite Rothschild: $1,273 —1989 Chateau d’Yquem: $530 Fancy, fancy, fancy

@euLegendsTour What a twat.

“I’ll pick up the phone and do the deal.” 📞   Inside the mindset that helped Ryan Howsam build businesses and reshape the Legends Tour.   📺 Final Cut: Episode 2 | 7:30pm tonight on Sky Sports Golf & YouTube youtu.be/mqJPuyLUphk

@euLegendsTour the egotistical nonsense coming out of the leadership of this tour is hilarious 🤣 they think they’ve grown their brand through skill and ruthless business. It’s luck. Golf has grown enormously no thanks to them in the last few years.

@OfficialTourPro The wine list is classical perfection

Rory Mcilroy’s Masters champion dinner menu. How would you rate this on a scale of 1-10?

@MurrayHillGuy1 8 months... get off his back.

My boy is 6’1, in insane shape (1:27 NYC half), good job, actually funny… and has completely tapped out of dating. Got his heart broken once a year ago and just never came back the same. Hasn’t been on a date or done anything in like 8 months. Now it’s just video games, bars with the boys, and “it is what it is.” He refuses to talk to women when out, says dating apps are “cooked” (not wrong), and basically just thinks women are the issue. I’ve tried to help several times, but what can we do?

@fesshole Every coffee shop does this anyway

I used to work in a pub that sold coffee. Every time someone ordered a coffee I gave them a latte, no matter what they ordered. Cappuccino? Latte in a bowl cup & chocolate. Flat White? Small latte. Latte? Latte. Must have done 1,000 lattes, no one said a word..

@PrinceOfFlint @panderson1988 Mizuno used to sponsee GH & Garrett. Until they couldn’t afford to anymore

@panderson1988 I actually agree lol. I just said it. Mizuno advocate here

Every golf company has bent the knee to golf influencers and covidians except one… Titleist

@utdbrxy He is exactly like Mainoo. We don’t need him

too obvious where he's gonna go

@CharlieVisconti @RickShielsPGA Too right

@RickShielsPGA Which one of your social media team is coming up with these inane Qs just for click interaction. How about discussing something interesting ffs.

As a scratch golfer, is it harder to beat a 5 handicap or an 18 handicap, in a stroke play match 🤔

@RickShielsPGA Google will tell you and everyone else it’s the 18 cap