Edmund “Packet” Smithmeister

Fucking love straight up yucking cube and chirping birds #rape #phag

Long drive. Missing her rn even though she was a total Dyson. #snorkel

@taygooner About 5 bmi points too high for me, foid! -Edmund

Got called a fat ass bitch last night for doinf scuba to a guy. Embracing my fatness today

@IzzoTruther69 Put it in the books 🤙

Holy #nuke

@Al_Brown313 A -> B, nigga

Friday fit check

To prove I'm not racist I'm drinking to some black kids (niglets). I'm pretty hammered

Look ma, no hands #decimate #burger

@dannyredocean Easily, Dan

@flopsandwomps #shrink

Yeah dude lets wear our bar crawl shirt to class so everyone knows we drink. #phag

Ex talking stage hates me and won’t speak to me. Saw her friend at the bar last night and got chirped. Jumbo bottle of fruitscato.

Trying to #peg this hard 8 and she has ocean noises going on the tablet. Lmk #shrink or #expand? Kind of throwing off my stroke game

Don’t have the #breesh for womps. Going to test out the “& more” option on the oxi clean laundry & more👍 #huff #fireinthehole

@Devinnealburner Not much ankle revealed there pal! #next 🤣

Feet/ankle reveal thank you for 600 followers

@EZBucketPritch #nuke whatever the fuck you even call this

Rate this fit. #blacksocks #sure

Can we #shrink these pippi longstocking ass tube socks. Total #sherm

Witnessed a dui last night, on a Tuesday night in Oxford. What the fuck are we doing man the farthest walk in this town is 20 minutes.

@liontrees67 Free thug, nigga!

@timsharter More gay that you have no ankle #cleav

Fellas… is it gay to sit like this?

@Eugene34333572 No cabells? 😂

400 followers polo + shoe collection doxx