Danny Ocean, CPA

I used to pray for times like this. #imback #wtm

@archeratkinson You forgot to mention Taylor Swift’s entire discography

If you use these songs for graduation/senior photos you most definitely suck as a person -Champagne Supernova -Landslide -Ribs -Vienna

@ilovethesausage May the force be with you

@dannyredocean I’ll lyk how it goes

Do I dare? #green

I don’t know what game you’re watching but gay son is up by 62 going into the 4th.

@lsen8960 I know a country night warrior when I see one

Gah damn nigga this is Oxford Ohio not no Oxford Mississippi

Hey @ouraring, when can I add “bar” as an activity?

@flopsandwomps #shrink

Yeah dude lets wear our bar crawl shirt to class so everyone knows we drink. #phag

Witnessed a dui last night, on a Tuesday night in Oxford. What the fuck are we doing man the farthest walk in this town is 20 minutes.

@NFL_Mauritania Total bodies across the group are counted in scientific notation to have the correct amount of sig figs

Combined snap score gotta be Avogadro's number

@pokeywvu Thot daughter catches, puts up a 3, won’t go, rebound back out to gay son, his 3 pointer BAAAANG

Skill issue

@liontrees67 You speed walking across town in 20 minutes?

🏴‍☠️ RAISE IT, REDHAWKS 🏴‍☠️ Miami tallies a B1G #FlyTheFlag win in Oxford, downing Michigan by a score of 12-10! @MiamiOHBaseball | #MACtion