Flora Delaney

@soult girls be trippin

I so want to go round and stick apostrophes on them all 😬✈️ #NewcastleAirport

@UWT_MN what's the story? A friend said you rescheduled to 5/21. But I never got a notice. What's the deal? Is this thing finally happening or not? I registered on Sept 15 of last year!

@Jarrett_Lerner You’re lucky. I got the same feeder from my hubby and all I get is photos of squirrel tails all day

For Xmas my wife got me a fancy bird feeder that’s got a camera attached to it and so now throughout the day I get sent pictures like this.

@KevinKasel 🤣🤣🙂

WTF is going on in Georgia.

@BrettStolz International calls and texting.

I was asked to download WhatsApp, so I did. I see that people I know use it, but really, what is the purpose when you can send text messages?

@kellywellread I shall forever write "Shampeaux" on my shopping lists now. Cuz I'm fancy like that...😆

Me: How do you spell "shampoo"? It just doesn't look right to me when I type it today... Him: S.h.a.m.p.o.o. Me: Huh. Ok. Him: Just be sure you don't spell it "shampeaux". Me: Well, I wasn't planning on doing that Mr. Louisiana.

@krassenstein Exhibit #1 in the “Men thinking of $#it to do with their Friends are Idiots” Museum.

Some of you might be afraid of goblins this Halloween but this is my worst nightmare: The fact that this guy didn't die in front of his friends filming him, is quite remarkable. After this was filmed the guy explained in an interview that after about 5 seconds in the water your eyes freeze, so he couldn't see where he needed to go. His hearing started to fade as well, so he couldn't hear them banging on the ice. He had to rely on not panicking and the sensation of touch to get through this.

@Budget Michigan is at home, Michigan State is at home. The lions are at home. You have 2 ppl working the rental counter with a line out the door at 7:45pm Friday night. Y’all dumb?

@HiltonHonors get your website together. Cant sign in and @downdetector shows I’m not the only one with this problem. Sheesh

@Neilicorn I’m in!

I've been hiding from the world, so hi, hello again. I live in North Carolina now, my meds are working better, and I miss you. More in the future but for now, join my Writing Circle and let's be friends again. buff.ly/2Gmmf1V Vid by Brinson Langley

@kroger @kroger this was in Bardstown KY . reference #is 59504222.

@floradelaney Hi there! Thank you for bringing this to our attention. So that we can pass along your concerns to our Leadership Team, please provide us with the address of the store you visited. Your reference #is 59504222.

When retailers don’t coordinate their promo locations, the results can be pretty funny. ⁦@kroger⁩

So very proud of my years of connection to the ethical merchants at @WholeFoods progressivegrocer.com/top-women-groc…

Interesting: supermarketnews.com/retail-financi…

@PSLiterary On Animals - due to a recommendation by David Sedatis

What was the last new book you got?

@Delta flight 926 delayed until past midnight because the “crew wishes to do a deep cleaning?” Do they think we’re stupid?? AND Delta Club in concourse D closes at 10pm? Y’all suck

@usbank your Frederic Wisconsin branch hours are a joke. 9am-4pm. Closed on weekends. How on earth does that meet the needs of working people and small businesses??

@HyVee when in Galesburg IL and you order 2 egg, bacon, biscuit sandwiches and there are NO OTHER orders, do you think 27 minutes is the proper amount of time to get your order?

super interesting @Amazon Prime Day results. Most purchased items. Spend per HH. Etc. numerator.com/prime-day thank you @numeratorone

Now is your best chance to find my book, Retail: The Second Oldest Profession, available for a promotional price at @Smashwords as part of their Annual Summer/Winter Sale! Find my book and many more at smashwords.com/shelves/promos/ all month! #SWSale2023 #Smashwords