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@lydylyd We’ve just said that.

I think this is a repeat I recognise the questions #The1PercentClub

@1PercentClubITV I’ll be watching with my husband and daughter who applied to be on the show. We usually do quite well be she’s far better than us oldies

We are giving a few more new books away. They are not even out yet! All you have to do is repost and say who you are watching TONIGHTS BRAND NEW EPISODE with and how well you think you will do. And a book might come your way. Good luck! #The1PercentClub #Giveaway

The 1% Club Quiz Book 2 is out in November. Will give a few away today. All you got to do is share this post and let us know who you are watching the show with tonight at 8.20pm and how you think you will do. Will pick a few and get books sent over. #the1percentclub #Giveaway

@excelduru Little lord Fauntleroy

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@SoVeryBritish Today!!!!

Today as I was sitting in my car at a crossing, watching a pedestrian stop in the middle of said crossing to check something in their shopping bag, I was thinking about all the ways British people have to say “hurry up!” Let me know if I’ve missed any… In your own time Anytime today While we’re young Come on, I haven’t got all day Take your time Get a bloody move on Sometime this century Let’s have some urgency, shall we? Chop chop Get your skates on Don’t mind me, it’s not like I’m busy or anything

@FootballFactly I’m sure they were and still are perfect people. Wankers.

Kilmarnock have been forced to delete a new signing post and video because some sad and pathetic grown “men” thought it was cool to make comments on her skin condition on what should have been the happiest day of her life, signing her first professional contract 😢 Happiness has now been taken away from her and all trace of her signing removed from Killie’s social media pages. Let’s show Skye Stout some love from the entire football community and wish her a successful future ❤️

@reece_dinsdale Born and bred in Sheffield and I’d never heard of this until it showed a few months ago. I don’t know if I dare watch! 🫣

A showing of #Threads on BBC4 tonight for those of you who have managed to escape it thus far. Just remember… in Sheffield no one can hear you scream! 😱

@corbishley_w @Phil_Gluvets He can’t 😂

@Phil_Gluvets He can…

He wishes he could fly right up to the sky but he can’t…

@FDSportsbook Little Nicky??

I'm not sure there's a right answer here... What's the BEST Adam Sandler movie? 👀 #HappyGilmore2

@shootermcgavin Just watched it. So many references to the first one and so many original cast and tributes to the first one. Really enjoyed it! Fantastic sequel! 👍🏻❤️

If you haven’t yet…. Go see Happy Gilmore 2 on Netflix, or GO BACK TO YOUR SHANTIES poly.market/hgII

@toys_retro I have these now. Blast from the past

🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: A Harvard astrophysicists just claimed that this Alien object that was detected in space might attack Earth in November of 2025, they also claim this would be ‘dire for humanity’s existence’ This comes after an alleged ‘Alien’ was spotted in Compton South Central California this week. It is worth noting that journalist Nick Sortor mentioned that “This comes just HOURS after Trump said a Harvard President is on the Epstein List 🤣. “

People who play videos on public transport=CUNTS!!!

@LazyNinja_31 @PicturesFoIder So you don’t know how to perform an emergency medical procedure?? I’m sad for you

@PicturesFoIder Don't you think that was a wrong position 👀

Teacher jumped into action to help save a third-grade student who had a bottle cap stuck in his throat.

@RevRichardColes I eat nothing during the day usually and just have tea. I don’t fancy anything at all which is fine with me. Almost 3 stone down on MJ

@BarstoolPAT @Delta Sounds like a tired baby cry that’s fighting it. It’s not screaming really. As a parent to grown up kids that’s why I use noise cancelling headphones.

If your child is screaming on a flight (that’s late with no AC and hasn’t taken off yet @Delta) show it a fucking phone. Brain rot the baby on TikTok until it’s quiet. Is that too much to ask?

@Sandford_Police @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Whatever makes my share price increase

Well.. @elonmusk v @realDonaldTrump Who do you have to win?

@MrsX_111 @HowThingsWork_ For snow shoveling 😂😂

Describe modern fashion shows in one word?

@toys_retro That’ll do donkey. My mouth was open and everything!

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