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@FigmentFL @9mmsmg I also get LESS sleep than the early birds, yet I'm made to feel less productive or lazy for not wanting to wake up at 5AM. Oh, gee, sorry. What are you doing during those 4 hours you were up before me that I'm not doing in the 5 or 6 hours I was awake after you went to bed?

It’s the same for me. The morning people think they’ve won something every time they force a night owl to wake up early every day, but the night owl is groggy and cranky until their brain is ready to wake up and then they just feel sapped of energy for the rest of the day. The morning people just can’t accept that some people are more productive later in the day or at night.

A while back I got in an argument with some churn your own butter larping tradwife who was probably a 43 year old man from Bangladesh on here. I had mentioned I liked to sleep in because regardless of how early I go to bed, if I wake up at five or six, I'm exhausted. She said "no man wakes up at 10 am" like I'm supposed to be plowing a field on foot in the morning. It got me curious, am I really not a night person? Had I been lying to myself this whole time? For months now I've intentionally switched my schedule and I've been waking up between 6:30 and 7:30 every day. I'm actually getting about an hours more sleep each night as well. Do you know what I've noticed? I'm more tired than usual every morning than if I got less sleep and woke up at 10. I require more caffeine to be functional, whereas if I sleep later, I wake up ready to go. I find myself entirely unapproachable and disinterested in communicating with my family for the first hour if they're even awake outside of grunts. I don't want to talk, I don't want to plan the days activities. I want to go take a shower, come out and sit in silence while my brain wakes up. I'm cranky and sleepy on more sleep and I require more caffeine to be functional. I'm not productive at all. This of course wears off and I start functioning normally... at the time I used to wake up at. Screw that tradwife.

@9mmsmg I'm up until 1 or 2 am and wake up, grudgingly, for work between 545 and 615 during the week. Weekend, up until 2 or 3 and I sleep until around 9. My husband is the opposite. He's in bed by 9 pm and up at 5 am daily. I HATE mornings, he loves them.

@Supp_Community @tracegallagher My grandpap used that too, and this picture got me teary eyed but with a smile 💙

I agree with them. I'm old enough to remember the days of "Sunday Suits and hats", and go put on your good clothes, we are going out. Every year on my parents' anniversary, My Mom would get my Dad to put on a suit. He would take her to her favorite restaurant for dinner. Every Year, a week or two before their anniversary, my Dad would ask me to find him a bottle of Vitalis. He would come home, take a bath, and put the Vitalis in his hair and comb it like he did since he was a kid. He would put on his suit and tell Mom, " Let's go so I can get back home and get out of this monkey suit. He hated wearing suits. He hated wearing dress shoes (he couldn't find any that fit his EEE wide feet correctly, so they hurt his feet when he wore them)............but he did it for her....Once a year. We were raised understanding that there were places that you dressed up for - as my Mom used to say, "You wear your fancy clothes to fancy restaurants." They are both gone now, and I miss them a lot.........but whenever I see this, I get a smile on my face.

NIGHTCAP QUESTION: Ruth's Chris Steak House is now enforcing its business casual dress code, warning diners in baseball caps, gym wear, tank tops, and revealing clothing they may be banished to the bar. Do you support the clothing crackdown?

@davidzweig I think a lot of Pgh Public school kids take PRT buses instead of regular school buses. This would be difficult at best with all the people they're expecting here. I disagree with school kids taking public transport, but I do agree with going online during the draft

Pittsburgh Public Schools will be closed for three days, and compel "asynchronous" remote learning, because of the NFL Draft. Since the city will have a lot of visitors this will "ensure students can continue learning safely and effectively." Unreal. publicsource.org/pittsburgh-pub…

@reddit_lies Certain places and events, I agree. I act in a haunt- small kids there are the WORST. I can't ruin the experience for this whole group just because lil Johnny is scared and crying, and you want me to show him I'm "just a person." Sorry, lil Johnny's gonna have nightmares tonight

"I didn't choose to have kids, so why do family friendly spaces exist?" The sheer narcissism of this post.

@ShelleySKinney @reddit_lies Agree. I had kids, now have grandkids, and I don't think there's anything wrong with certain places or areas being "adult only."

@reddit_lies There are some places where I agree with this poster. Went to a resort where there was to be an adults only “side” “pool” and “restaurant” there were children everywhere. All sides. All pools. All restaurants. When trying to have a quiet romantic get away from your own kids…

@Breiflabben @BhavitavyaArya @luxemiaa Right?! I'll throw hands over my aisle seat, but couldn't care less about the window. On that note though, nothing in the world is making me take the middle

@BhavitavyaArya @luxemiaa Who the fuck wants a window seat? As long as I get my aisle seat, you can sit where ever you want.

This girl on TikTok said: If I buy a window seat on a plane and your child is sitting in my seat when I get there, please don’t expect me to “let them have it” cause they’re crying. Get your child out my seat. You should have purchased a window seat for them. You can never make me feel bad for feeling entitled to the seat I purchased.

@c78c7b3f8f02401 @joeybagovdonuts We were thinking about switching our camp propane to them. Are they bad?

@joeybagovdonuts Amerigas

What company will never get another dime from you for as long as you may live?

@souldoggie @againstgrmrs I have thoughts on suitable punishments that probably can't get written here... But they involve a very large tree limb

@againstgrmrs I believe if you rape an infant you should be either beheaded or hanged. Within a week of conviction Needs to be done in the public square

🚨BREAKING: A 25yo “trans” volunteer at a Tacoma, WA youth shelter was just charged with raping a 6 month old baby! William “Isabella” Kelso Flournoy IV was caught by the FBI and is facing first-degree child rape + exploitation charges. Court reports are saying detectives uncovered possession and distribution of extremely graphic SAM, including files involving INFANTS and very young children. Investigators say some downloads occurred while William was at youth and mental-health program facilities in Tacoma / Pierce County. Protect kids! Enough of these monsters!

@joeybagovdonuts Celery

Question of the day: Americans throw this food item away more than any other. What food item are we throwing out? Answer posted at 12:00 PM #QOTD

@BobbyVeap @joeybagovdonuts I literally said this out loud when I read "soup" 😂

@joeybagovdonuts What ???

Answer to the question of the day #QOTD: Women’s number one comfort food is ice cream. What is men’s number one comfort food? Soup

@NWSPittsburgh Is this the end? We usually get the last fit pitched by Mother Nature around mid-March, so I'm holding out hope that this is the last of this until November 🙏☀️

Shifting back to the weather - snow showers and bands increase in coverage and intensity late this morning through afternoon. Take it easy if you're driving around the area. Conditions can change rapidly; these heavy rates can put a coating of snow on even warmer road surfaces.

@NWSCLE @jacecraftmiller @WPXIScott I heard something like this on Wednesday, March 11 at approximately 1130AM. I live near Kennywood. My son lives on Troy Hill and heard it as well. Could it have been another meteor?

@jacecraftmiller The latest GLM imagery (1301Z) does suggest that the boom was a result of a meteor.

Heard the loudest boom just now in northeast OH. People heard it as far as Avon. What was that? Meteor? @NWSCLE

@joeybagovdonuts If beer isn't a food, then it's wings. That's mine too- not a fan of ice cream

Question of the day: Women’s number one comfort food is ice cream. What is men’s number one comfort food? Answer posted at 12:00 PM #QOTD

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

@adyanalistens @babybeginner I got all teared up too! I don't think we realize how heavy and dark everything is until there's a little light ☀️

@babybeginner That made me so happy I cried a little bit.

Timeline cleanser!! Had I been there I would have pulled over and joined in the fun! You can’t help but dance to this song. It’s not possible.

@BFW Absolutely Pittsburgh

Another guy said Pittsburgh but I don’t think so. I think he’s saying it because penguins have been good but pirates have stunk. But historically that city loves the Pirates.

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

@burnyourbinder I had to BEG my mom to let me use sun-in when I was 14. She finally relented, and I did it. It looked like crap. She knew it was "temporary," so she let me FAFO. It's a parent's job to shut shit down on teens when it comes to irreparable damage

I was 100% sure that having my breasts removed at 14 was the right choice, I had no doubts. I detransitioned less than 3 years later and got breast implants at 18.

It was the middle of march and they were like ‘oh no we gotta close the schools’ and then they were all ‘gotta close the gyms and other stuff too’ and get this they even taped up the playgrounds and boarded up the basketball hoops and closed the hiking trails and filled the skate park with sand and omg remember when they arrested that guy at the beach that was so cray and then they told us to stay home and binge netflix in our pajamas and they were all like ‘just two weeks guys’ and they insisted ‘don’t wear masks’ over and over til one day they were like ‘never mind you gotta cover your face with a thin piece of cloth actually’ and later they said ‘cloth doesn’t work and actually you need to shave your beard too’ lol and they were like ‘social distancing is science for realsies’ but they totes made that up and then they were all ‘no you can’t buy garden seeds just essential things like doritos’ and ‘make sure to follow these arrow stickers because science’ and ‘oh btw it’s illegal to hug people unless you wrap yourselves in a shower curtain’ and ‘no it’s way too dangerous to gather for a funeral but it’s totes safe to gather for a crowded protest in fact you definitely should’ and then they finally opened gyms and restaurants back up but they were all ‘nope you can’t come in unless you inject this rando mystery liquid into your arm first’ and ‘be sure to mask up between sips and bites’ and anyway they kept schools closed for months and months and kids were not ok obvy but bars stayed open yay and thru it all they were like ‘oh hey if you question or complain about any of this stuff you are literally a selfish evil grandma-harming white supremacist so you should be censored and banned and fired from your job and locked up at home actually’ and they promised all this stuff that we were complaining about would keep us safe but instead the stuff just ended up irreparably harming us and dividing us and dehumanizing us and you guys we must never ever ever let them do this stuff to us again.

@WTP591097485578 @Tablesalt13 Someone did - it was usually same-day or a couple days for the pills or a week or 2 for the procedure 🤦

@Tablesalt13 Real curious what their wait time is for abortions. And why no one else I see is asking this obvious question.

Average wait times by specialist in Canada: (There's a surprise at the end) Neurosurgery: 49.9 weeks Orthopaedic Surgery: 48.6 weeks Otolaryngology: 43.8 weeks Plastic Surgery: 41.5 weeks Gynaecology: 40.6 weeks General Surgery: 31.8 weeks Ophthalmology: 20.8 weeks Urology: 25.7 weeks Cardiovascular Surgery (Elective): 19.6 weeks Internal Medicine: 21.2 weeks Medically Assisted Dying: 0 days.