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@StumpytheCorgi @CXCarroll Impeachment, removing the power of the purse, lawsuits which they can't currently pursue because they are not the majority. They can legally temporarily stop every single action the president takes until it winds up at the Supreme Court. They will bog him down in quicksand...

@fooberz @CXCarroll And how would they crucify Trump?

I have a decent track record of predicting this conflict so far so here's where I see things going. (quoted tweet is from six months before we hit Fordow in 2025). Short 🧵

@StumpytheCorgi @CXCarroll He actually cares very much about the midterms..he blows a little of hot air so his comments can't be taken literally...if Dems take power they will crucify Trump and his cabinet members and Trump understands this well. 30 special elections went Dem some is ruby red Districts

@fooberz @CXCarroll Trump has sidelined Congress completely. He doesn’t care about the midterms.

🚨🇫🇷🇮🇷 IRAN'S PLAYING DIVIDE-AND-CONQUER WITH HORMUZ AND IT'S WORKING Iran's got a system: block U.S. ships, let European ones through... but only if those countries stand up to Trump. France crossed today no problem, Spain blocked airspace recently and got rewarded. It's brilliant... and infuriating. They're splitting NATO by making it profitable to oppose Washington. Every European ship that gets through proves you don't need America to keep trade flowing, you just need to not be America. Trump's entire pitch was "they need us for security." Iran just showed Europe they need Trump less than Trump needs them. He's gonna lose his mind and escalate hard, which is exactly what makes this strategy work. The madder he gets, the more Europe distances itself, the less likely he is to end this with a win. Brilliant. And infuriating. Source: CNN World

Switzerland is the weather GOAT 😎

@pennycheck I would sit this one out..the IRGC are not rational actors...Sadaam level zealotry...if they blow up power grids and desalination plants game over for next 2 years..Trump is also on same level of insane

Can someone explain to me why we shouldn't be full port shorting futs now down .33% ? Even if you think trump taco's on his ultimatum to Iran it is very unlikely that happens before let's say noon est tmrw hard for me to imagine mkt is much higher from here without clarity on this --- honestly wondering if there's a blind spot here seems to simple.

@KobeissiLetter You do realize this means he is about to escalate with boots on the ground, right? There is 0 probability he will leave with his tail tucked between his fat arse

BREAKING: President Trump says the US is “close to meeting our objectives as we consider winding down our great military efforts in the Middle East.” The announcement comes 13 minutes after futures markets have closed for the weekend.

@amitisinvesting You do understand that means he's about to escalate with boots on the ground, right?

TRUMP: THE US IS CONSIDERING 'WINDING DOWN' THE IRAN MILITARY EFFORT S&P up 1% after hours 😂😂😂😂

@Acyn Wow she really likes to blow him...how much humiliation can a sovereign pm absorb??

Japanese PM: Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it. There’s no doubt about it.

@CaVivekkhatri In game theory you assume the actors are rational and make logical choices. Trump is an egotistical zealot while Netanyahu and the IRGC are religious zealots. These actors are irrational. All 3 will blow themselves up for an irrational purpose..game theory does not apply.

Forget the missiles. Forget the body count. To understand how this war ends → you need to understand one thing: Every player in this conflict is making RATIONAL choices. Not moral choices. Not emotional choices. Rational ones. Game theory is simply the science of rational decisions under pressure. That's the lens we're using today.

Every war in history ended the same way. Not when one side ran out of weapons. When one side ran out of MOVES. The US-Israel-Iran conflict has 3 possible endings. Game theory tells us exactly which one is most likely. And the answer will surprise you. 🧵

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BREAKING: TURKEYS ERDOGAN SAYS NETANYAHU IS THE WORST THING SINCE THE HOLOCAUST “Even the Israeli public, who spend every night in shelters, are now openly saying that the greatest disaster to befall them since the Holocaust is Netanyahu.”

“Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote the following response: A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.

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It's crazy how no one in the media brought up the fact that Donald Trump won all 7 swing states by a margin just below recount levels which is mathematically on the level of winning the lottery.

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Stunning. Unofficial but GOP sources confirm major upset in NH House special election in Carroll County, Democrat Bobbie Boudman of Wolfeboro defeats Republican Dale Fincher of Wolfeboro by 290 votes. Huge turnout nearly 39% of registered voters. #nhpolitics

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