cowboy ୨୧

would u rub his belly or would u take him back behind the shed? 🤔

Straight woman who gives blowjobs but doesn't get eaten out: I'm a stone service top

“you know, the fact is, nobody knew that they were prosthetic legs. They were the star of the show - these wooden boots peeking out from under this raffia dress - but in fact, they were actually legs made for me." —Aimee Mullins on McQueen Spring/Summer 1999

putting this on my line cook resume

I’ve never seen a butch flexing on camera & it actually looks good

in the back of this car completely sober (high) bout to yak from carsick

Went to the local queer owned vintage store and the older woman running it said "Im giving you the nonbinary discount" and I said "How could you tell?" and she said "You look like you wake up every single day and change your mind about what's going on" cleanest read I ever gotten

Watching a video on steroids in MLB and there's a guy sad about not being able to slap his teammates on the ass anymore because he'll hit the injection sites and hurt them.

sufjan stevens’s “piss poems” were discovered and posted on tiktok recently by @/greenwitchwh0re this was a collection of poems he wrote in college surrounding his pissadventures

i am nothing

all coffee is an enema if u do it right

do u wanna hold hands on the fuck tree

scheduling my top surgery consultation i guess

You ever see your wife asleep and think, She could be taxidermied right now, and I wouldn’t even know? She might be cold to the touch? So you don’t touch her. You go to sleep and savor one last night of ignorance. What is a corpse? What is a corpse?

you’ll be having the worst day of your life then some queer will try and show you ivy wolk’s instagram story

this is why a queer/non-queer dichotomy for relationships doesn't work. folks can call their relationships queer until their faces turn blue but if LGBTQ legislation doesn't affect your relationship... well, mine IS affected, i'm scared for my rights, and your face is blue.

the voices in my head got me fucked up

just had an #inpatient worthy thought

the unicorn hate is misdirected & throuples are a beautiful thing that i deserve karmically

hmphh there are cathedrals everywhere

i love to pee