Worm Guy

every time i send a tweet the shock collar goes off

Surnommer sa fille "Émi", nom complet non pas Émilie mais Émissions Carbone

Faut faire une app pr les gens qui veulent arrêter de se droguer afin qu'ils donnent leur reste de drogues a des gens qui eux compte continuer, troc, circuit court, lessgo

@csgbwk bro is somewhere

i think im lost

There will be rare moments in your life where you feel psychically connected to someone despite not knowing them very well. Normal people will call you delusional but it is important you pay no heed to them.

@Slime_Posting @justwentby @hausofdecline there's like four hundred

@justwentby @hausofdecline Why are there two Rems?

family full of alcoholics but soon as i spark up a joint im a crackhead

do you want to play substance abuse with me later after school

@saraaa7447 @punishedherodor not if you're pure of heart

@punishedherodor Heart attack

I’m never succumbing to the capitalist invention of drinking coffee in the morning. Coffee should be drank only in the afternoon and evening.

im fucking building a faraday cage for my phone some day fuck you evil piece of spyware disguised as a Useful and Necessary Tool for the Modern Man!

youtube music is so bad it's making me want to quit music. im just not gonna listen to any more music. im good.

some of y'all never look at the sky and go "woahhhhhhhhhh" and it shows

nicotine is natures ozempic

@ravidravidravid Disco Elysium

*using deductive reasoning* it appears as though you are naked

you haven’t done drugs by yourself in your room and it shows

Twitter c’est hyper drôle psq c’est comme si j’étais dehors à parler toute seule et que 100 inconnus venaient m’engueuler pour me dire que j’étais conne

@petelmire i would just think about this image on each tweet quoted

what would you do if someone read all your tweets to you one by one

are color palettes a fucking psyop too. are the colors picked to brainwash me ? the fucking background beige transmitting the gay biden thoughts straight into my fucking skull via 5G ?

EVERYTHING IS A PSYOP. DISCOURSE IS A FUCKING PSYOP. you engage in it even to argue against : you implicitely accepted the dichotomy ! That's how they fucking GET YOU. once you start noticing it you can't unsee it

you unroll the yoga mat by throwing the roll a bit and it goes wooshwhshwshpop and it's unrolled #awesome