Andrew Smith

@helloKi30596224 Fred West would be preferable and he's dead

Fred West would be preferable.

@Eyeswideopen69 Shits and giggles

Bananas-rama

@donmcgowan @TheGreenParty Personality doing a lot of heavy lifting there

Dear the BBC Question Time. Because Farage is too scared to face his own constituents, you pick a bloke who's famous because he says bosh. Really? This was a perfect opportunity for a @TheGreenParty representative. Farage made you wait until the last second, and you panicked.

@Parody_PM Not to mention the safeguarding implications that don't seem to trouble them

This is what Twitter is for now - so right wing grifting fuckwits can use photos of kids doing yoga from 12 years ago to manufacture outrage and hate by pretending they are being forced to become Muslims. Nice job Elon.

@TheRealJamieKay Phil McCracken standing in the next door constituency

😂😂😂

@Bbmorg Pearl clutching by the far right

Which Muslims?

@MrTibblesNewEra @gale_clemens Easter rage don't you just love it, next it will be St George rage

If you can't read the top of a box, you've probably got bigger problems going on than buying chocolate. @gale_clemens

@McCormickProf What a hoofwanking bunglecunt he is

When Charlie Kirk was murdered, those of us on the conservative side rightly chastised those of our political adversaries who cheered and celebrated his death. We accused them--again rightly--of shameful callousness and of polluting public discourse and coarsening social life. What President Trump does here merits the same chastisement, for the same reasons.

@JPRunnalls @BootneckStuff

@BootneckStuff Cunning plan

Two suspected Iranian spies—a 34-year-old man and a 31-year-old woman were arrested yesterday after trying to enter HMNB Clyde, Britain's nuclear sub base at Faslane. They literally just... asked to come in, got denied, and were nicked anyway. Genius tactics there... Thoughts on this?

@sjllilley @MrTibblesNewEra Yes eat yourself into a chocolate coma after church 😂

@MrTibblesNewEra As part of the legislation on Sunday trading Easter Sunday was made shop free. Plenty of other things to do that day

Not long now until the 'shop local' 'Christians' moan they can't go to ASDA on Easter Sunday.

@RonFilipkowski So said Mr bone spurs

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

@TraditionAction Didn't David dance for the Lord?

These are altar girls led by Fr. Carlos Figueiredo from Our Lady of Aparecida Church, Tapejara, State of Paraná, Brazil. The video reminds us that women should NOT: • Serve the Mass • Dance in church, especially before the altar • Have such a light and playful attitude in a sacred place where the Sacrifice of Calvary will be renewed. Most importantly: they should NOT be taught to do so by the priest. More: bit.ly/4beuAkq

@Parody_PM No one in Liverpool was asked then

There we have it - who needs a public consultation when you can just ask the dribbling illiterates who buy a right wing shit-rag what they think?

@BSmithBenS I think the person needs one of these

“Non moving talcum powder crap” 🥴 Clouds, They are clouds. Fully grown adults baffled by clouds.

@DrChrisParry God invented war to teach Americans geography

So, if the US had said 1939 - 41, 'it's not our war' and not helped Britain survive in the North Atlantic, including escorting our merchant ships, getting its own sailors killed and its ships sunk, how would it have gone for us? Also, when the Iranians were attacking shipping in the Red Sea recently through their proxies, the Houthis, with missiles and drones from Iran, an international warship effort was put together to protect the transit of shipping, even though the Europeans largely, but not exclusively, took cover under the US protective umbrella.

@MrTibblesNewEra @rebeccabutlerm2 It's easy to send others to die when it's not your family hey. The ones that die she will call losers anyway.

Dear Lord, you're a barrister. @rebeccabutlerm2

@GBNews23653867 @EssexPR It's easy to send others to their potential death when they aren't related to you. A bit like most politicians really.

🚨@EssexPR is a coward with a BIG MOUTH, if he wants us to fight for Trump, well nothing stopping him hopping on a plane to DC and signing up. Cunts like this want others to spill their blood because they never have the guts to do it themselves!!!!

@Heccles94 I thought it was a spitfire

Bombers returning to RAF Fairford after bombing children in Iran.

@EastEndJoe In Victorian England the penalty for attempting suicide was death 😂😂😂

Take all the time you need….

@JoshAlexCairo @Se_Railway 😂😂😂

Those fares on Southeastern are getting ridiculous.