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Is it true that the Americans think clearer and better than the French?

@carolmswain @jasonwhitlock It's how they victimize them early on

@jasonwhitlock Why is the NAACP putting such pressure on black high school students? Shouldn't they be encouraging these students to study and keep their noses clean? I'm just saying. . .

The NAACP has called on all black high school athletes to reject enrolling in state schools in states that suppress black voters. This is another example of how outdated the organization is and how desperate they are for attention.

@TheBabylonBee Way ahead of you on this one... never watched a first time.

Nation Looks Forward To Not Watching Stephen Colbert One Last Time buff.ly/bKnbH4T

@LibertyCappy Light up a cigarette, read a magazine, get a burger

What do you do?

@nicksortor Should be easy to outrun

🚨 BREAKING: The FBI just announced one of the Minnesota fraudsters targeted with arrest this morning jumped out of a FOUR STORY BALCONY, and is now on the run Video of the suspect can be seen below. FIND HIM AND DENY HIM BOND! He CANNOT be allowed to flee the country! Anyone with info should call 1-800-CALL-FBI or go to the FBI's website.

@RadioGenoa Looks like Frisco Texas

Birmingham City Council (Pakistani) party. There are no cutlery because they eat with hands and the waitresses wear hijabs or burkas. God save English people.

@TheRealDon85 To Israel

Thomas Massie being the only Republican still calling for the release of the Epstein files and then having a record amount of money spent to defeat him, should tell you just how much it’s worth to billionaires to keep these files secret!

@DefiantLs In a heartbeat. It might be my last, but what a ride!

Would you ride this?

@kaylee_ashlynn I suspect there may be SNAP fraud. Check out the explosion of small, low volume, ethnic grocery stores

Asking more questions, just curious. Wanting to bring attention to the residential areas in Frisco and other places.

@theblaze Both things can be true

Ilhan Omar on allegations that she committed immigration fraud: "These people are disgusting. They're racist. They're xenophobic. They're disgusting, bigoted people."

@PecanC8 Are we sure it is a woman?

What is your first thought when you see a woman dressed like this in America?

@Cointelegraph Can I get a high fade?

🇨🇳 NEW: Chinese cities are rolling out AI-powered robot barber kiosks that scan customers in 3D and cut hair with millimeter precision for just 60 yen per session.

@JohnCornyn Dude, you are toast. Just concede already and save yourself further embarrassment.

We are going to continue to tell the truth about Paxton. He’s escaped accountability for too long. Judgment day is coming.

@Intrinsic_cycle One can only hope

H1B Tightening and Mass layoff in the same 2 years are not conincidental. Its by design. They are removing Non americans from the system. (Specially Indians) Every time layoff happens, all H1B need to leave USA within 60 days bcz getting job in such short period in such market is next to impossible. Its a strategic Purge. In 2-3 years you will see CEO positions reversing to whites again.

The American people are tired of worthless government shutdown drama and Congress using federal workers and government services as pawns in political standoffs. The Prevent Government Shutdowns Act ends government shutdowns forever with a simple idea: if Congress doesn't do its job, Congress doesn't get to go home. Read more⬇️ foxnews.com/politics/senat…

Ilhan Omar. Shri Thanedar. Pramila Jayapal. All born in foreign countries, none were citizens by birth. All sitting in the United States Congress. All making clear every single day their loyalty is not to America. We just introduced a long overdue joint resolution proposing a constitutional amendment to require Members of Congress, federal judges, and Senate-confirmed officers to be natural born citizens. This is the very same standard the President and Vice President are already required to meet. The people writing America's laws, confirming America's judges, and representing America on the world stage should have one loyalty: America. Not any other country. For too long we have allowed foreign born members to hold seats in this government while making clear they are America last, not America first. We see it every day. This constitutional amendment will put an end to it.

When I lived in Texas, Democrats were always telling me they ran as Republicans because they couldn’t get elected otherwise. That’s who Cornyn reminds me of. Not just a RINO.

@elonmusk Not in my 2016 Model S :(

Try this in your Tesla!

@Kristinartz Yup. But the diet versions.

Don’t lie… Can you taste a difference between Coke & Pepsi? 🥤

@skdh Is it one you overlooked before?

I've been looking for a four leaf clover my entire life and this is the first time I've found one!!!