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@Hideki_Naganuma Restaurants, hotels, parks, the world has become a place where we cannot shit freely. 😔
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Third rock from the sun Katılım Mayıs 2015
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@oncloud_e That's insane. AI interviewer gonna crash out when you say you wouldn't come to work in a blizzard.
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mandatory zoom interview with an AI bot to work at an ice cream store, okay buddy
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@AAAHHHbby Low intelligence creatures with no emotional regulation aren't capable of expressing themselves without violence
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video games i can understand breaking your shit
but with games out of your control i just dont get it
Mlungisi Ntshangase@Mlu__N2
This is NOT ok. All this because of a game?!
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@ProgressNow00 @DrakeGatsby @AmyAnnissa Also very neat how many ways there are to illicitly profit from the seemingly random decisions between gambling apps, crypto and the stock market.
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@DrakeGatsby @AmyAnnissa When you view Trump's actions through the eyes of his Russian and Israeli handlers, everything makes complete sense. His actions always benefit Russia and Israel first. America is not even a consideration. That's why you don't elect a compromised president.
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You have to stop assuming he’s trying to do a good job. The current administration is not interested in governing. They are only worried about extracting as much wealth as possible and insulating themselves from the consequences
Ryan@BanUnsweetTea
Genuinely seems Trumps presidency is completely falling apart. Basic government services aren’t getting executed. He’s stuck in a quagmire in the Middle East. Job growth is negative and inflation is accelerating. Gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. What a mess
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CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.
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@Arealmfngl I mean mission accomplished, he made his son cry.
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nigga shot his son w a biscuit 😂😂😂
໊໊@juniorkingpp
Bro didn’t think the biscuits would shoot out… he just wanted him to experience the pop 😳😂😂😂
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@LinkofSunshine A lot of pop psych is just something someone made up to seem smart. Bystander effect, Stockholm syndrome, Cilantro soap gene, all nonsense to either inflate ego or cover up incompetence.
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@kyylien Yeah the "both sides are bad but I'm directly voting for the side kidnapping kids and actively making life worse by every metric" thing really only works on other Republicans
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@heart_ Here I was scared they would arrive broken but worse they arrived French
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@CantEverDie The real answer is that conservatives are the real groomers. They're spending millions to create a culture vacuum to lure naive young men into their ideology. And the sad thing is no one's really working on how to dismantle it all.
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toxic masculinity was a discourse from like 2014-2016 and no one has really talked about it since and these people have never been able to get over it, biggest babies ever
Joe Rogan Podcast News@joeroganhq
Dave Portnoy on why young men went right and turned against the left: "They’re anti-normal guys… the white guy became the ‘bad guy.’ And a lot of white dudes were like, ‘Well, I’m not the bad guy. What are you getting mad at me for?’"
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Yeah nobody getting rabies and lifelong injuries over your package.
tia@dontfacetimeme
a year ago when my package was not only eaten but the delivery driver prolly watched it get eaten and jus reported it instead of intervening
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@thechosenberg If it's that often I think it would be fair and smart to split the bill on either a pull out bed or air mattresses. If there's nowhere else to sleep it's a no brainer to plan around that
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@gilbsss So you sacrificed your dignity for a good time. At least it's more fun than when you sacrifice your dignity at work.
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@daytwinking What disqualifies a Twink from any job really? I would say a lot of them probably do well as hair/makeup/nail technicians
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@CruelCondition @b3achmaster Oh that when I'm on my last legs god lets me drown in the delicious passions of life one last time and I'm gone before I even realize it
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@b3achmaster And if, on the brink, you were faced with a sea of ambrosia, would you not gorge yourself one last time..?
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Tried to save a bee with sugar water and it didn't work, gave it honey and it gorged itself to drowning, if I die half as indulgent death I will be lucky.
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@FreonCat She needs a guy that's the opposite of Harrod. Dorrah. 😎
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@AngelicaOung Don't feel bad. There's tons of misinformation and unethical people out there trying to make money from our naivety. They should be ashamed, not you.
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Confession: I'm a dumb bitch
What happened was I read on twitter dot com that nicotine when not smoked is actually an amazing nootropic that helps your concentration with no negative side effect.
...aaaaand after avoiding smoking for my entire adult life I'm now addicted to zyns.
The don't even feel good anymore. I'm just popping them for no reason until I feel vaguely nauseous.
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