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@_realJAG That’s amazing, I’m so happy for you!!!!

Joining the military at 17. Never had to worry about a medical bill. At 25 I have a retirement account that I’ve been paying into for 8 years. I can buy a house. Free checked bags. Got paid to travel the world. Studying for my second degree that’s paid for. I can retire at 37.

@AbigaelBrady @BritHugoboom I used this calculator too and finally found my correct size after yearsss, it’s so accurate

@BritHugoboom I go by the a bra that fits calculator! abrathatfits.org/calculator.php There is also a reddit community by the same name that is super helpful with finding proper fit! Things like breast shape have way more to do with proper fit than most people realize & they really know their stuff!!

This is a question for the women only. Does anyone actually know their bra size?? And if so, how? I feel like every single store lies to you and it’s all over the spectrum.

Well, that Mosque shooting dissappeared faster than an 8-ball at a Hunter Biden party.

@corpsindresss Me and my double D’s that NEVER GO DOWN A CUP SIZE 😭😭

having smaller boobs automatically makes you look skinnier

@onmyjetbifch 💀💀 EW!???

next time if u camp for a concert make sure u wash ur fucking cooch and arm pits because what the fuck was that???? girl sat down inside to rest her left opened them and the smell of rotten fish filled the air and the arm pits????? mygodddd disgusting.

@thinkingshivers why would I ever read your book if you didn’t write it yourself?

I submitted a draft of my short story to Claude for copy editing. Sometimes he’ll suggest a re-write of a particular sentence. My version: “She was just a rich girl, with a carelessness about her that could only come from being born into privilege.” Claude’s suggestion: “She was just a rich girl, careless in the way only privilege allows.” It's a matter of taste, but I personally think Claude's version is better. It's saying the same thing but more deftly. But when I swap his sentence in then plug the paragraph into Pangram, it goes from being high confidence that it's human to low confidence that it's human. If I keep doing this, will it start to read like AI slop? If I keep doing this, is it even my writing anymore? So I'm keeping my version, the one I think is worse, and I'm disquieted by the fact that there could be a better version of this story that I now need to specifically avoid.

@N3ur4l1nk @OrdinaryInds Shoutout my ThinkPad for being an umbrella for light rain yesterday

@N3ur4l1nk @OrdinaryInds My thinkpad lasted me all through high school & college, and TWO years after a house fire!! I dropped it so often and the fan broke but it lasted so long. I loved that thing, it was a tank. 😭😭

@OrdinaryInds Reminds me of this 😂

This is one of those lessons you can only watch people learn the hard way. Oof.

@anokariver I did this with my manager & it works, we’re kinda friends now! I made a point of going out of my way to help & ask about how he’s doing, & connect him with some friends bc he was alone. He’s just awkward socially & it came across as rude, we got our misunderstandings cleared up.

Yesterday I started being more energetically accepting of this coworker who was really annoying me (bc I realized he probably is reflecting my shadow in some way) and today he’s legit acting more likeable

@sexymutegirl101 Is it a size medium?? Whats ur Depop?

someone buy my vivienne westwood dress on depop

Nick Fuentes tells his audience to stop eating. "Do it for America First.. No more fat disgusting pigs."

@nicksortor Absolutely no one is surprised.

@stuff1eee I’m glad it went okay and you’re safe! Pleaseee be careful, I’ve dealt w some really weird & creepy Depop sellers 😭❤️

@formerfattieeee he was going to ship it but texted that he lived close by and it was my day off so

sometimes you need to drive 2 hours to buy a vintage purse from an old man off depop. he gave me a massive jar of home grown weed and gave me a ride in his old pink cadillac. bought this 60’s dress and coat from him:)

I just filed legislation to ban foreign-born elected officials and judges.

@rawsalerts I thought they always allowed this??

🚨 #BREAKING: TSA now allows passengers to fly with medical marijuana in both carry-on & checked bags.

@veinvariance Disgusting behavior

hey bro ur son was brutally murdered do u want fees perhaps

Me when I’m a mom

@spnjxnmish My boyfriend has a jacket like this and I looooove it

season one dean in his leather jacket is so important to me