sales executive (professional)

@lightborn666 @Bl0pe @drewlevin @zchalex moron

@Bl0pe @drewlevin @zchalex bcs hes usually played when trolling. Usually. But its rly good if u are locked in

@zchalex you locked ezreal jungle having legit never played the champ before and your team reported you, how is this not just hardcore trolling

@ElLordalejandro @Benfthomas_10 You’re a retard bro how about that

@Benfthomas_10 Why do UFC fans always do this. An Eye poke happens a lot and for him to stop the fight is ridiculous especially if you call yourself the best ever. This is like if Michael Jordan quit in the 4th quarter and was like he pushed me down. lol

Anyone suggesting that Tom Aspinall took the ‘easy way out’ should be ashamed of themselves and probably shouldn’t watch MMA again. A double eye poke in a UFC title fight… absolutely brutal 😬 #UFC321 x.com/carver_001/sta…

@WigginsWick22 @Verrggill @KweenInYellow Wrong, you are low intellect

@Verrggill @KweenInYellow That’s a pretty damn good bandaid.

95% of this show is just Ethan Klein finding different ways to publicly fantasize about having sex with Hasan Piker 😑

@djiaosdjoiasJD @Veigar_v2 Surgery not microintensive you heard it here first

@Veigar_v2 I don't agree with Bwipo, but surely doctor/lawyer/scientist being less micro-intensive reduces however much impact cramps have, no? Athlete is the best counterexample I think

You cant be a pro player But you can be a doctor, lawyer, scientist, athlete. Makes sense

@OnlyInBOS Many bizarre “O Ya” replies. That is not sushi, it is Asian-American cuisine

If you had to recommend just one sushi spot in Massachusetts, where are you sending them?

@spitterati @stephens_ben @Seamus_Malek @HilarieAshton There is no point and you are a pussy

@stephens_ben @Seamus_Malek @HilarieAshton That’s not the point.

Are they this desperate

@venturetwins And it might lead to a false positive resulting in an invasive procedure that leaves you crippled

Woman has lingering sore throat. Doctor tells her to wait it out, ChatGPT suggests an ultrasound, which reveals…aggressive thyroid cancer. I tell all my friends and family - please get a second opinion on medical stuff from AI. It might save your life!

@lsanger @sesamestreet The people you’re describing are the gayest of them all

On our street, everyone is welcome. Together, let’s build a world where every person and family feels loved and respected for who they are. Happy #PrideMonth!

@yashar @GissouNia Never has there been a more monotone or long winded explanation. If this is your human rights attorney then just take the plea

This is one of the best explainers of what a tankie is from my favorite human rights attorney @GissouNia. I truly will never understand the mindset of a tankie. They drive me nuts.

MANIFESTING

@keswins @striver_79 You are a messy bitch and we love that

She has been running this same “AI-fired” and “got fired” narrative across X for months now. We let it slide. We kept quiet. But when you publicly throw our PM under the bus with a made-up quote, don’t expect us to just nod and smile. This wasn’t a layoff. It was a performance exit. She knew it, acknowledged it, and even emailed us after leaving thanking the team and asking for an employment letter. You can’t play both sides. Praising the company privately and then changing facts online to drive engagement and clients. This isn’t about pulling anyone down. It’s about standing up when someone distorts the truth for clout.

@bellanati0n @OnlyInBOS Wrong. They need to reinvest it into drugs

@OnlyInBOS they need to put it towards the mbta and boston public schools

Marijuana establishments in Massachusetts generated more than $1.64 billion in gross sales in 2024, setting a new annual record for the Commonwealth while continuing to provide hundreds of millions of dollars in state and local tax revenue.

@Xenoimpulse Nothing shocking about that all. Microbial life is inferred but not directly observed which is a nuance that makes all the difference in the public eye. The researchers aren’t ready to admit with confidence that their observations represent life either.

@TweetMakingBoi @DynamoSuperX Oh sweet boy

@DynamoSuperX Now what does that even mean honestly 😂

“incontrovertible proof of the cultural glaciation and ossification...”

@tunsyfunsy @DIsForDiaz She would definitely have lost her job by preventing multiple murders from happening

@DIsForDiaz She had a customer waiting who has already paid for his session. She chose professionalism over compassion but most people can't afford to lose their job over a good deed.

The real villain of The White Lotus Season 3…

@siobh_99 Blue shirt can’t even be bothered to wear a respirator but ok

the person in the blue shirt is right and the whiny fuck on the left is what all conservatives, liberals, and leftists who are still buying into US State Dept lies about COVID and in denial sound like: absolutely insufferable.

@mr_danneskjold_ @bumbadum14 @Not_Cool_Yet If it was this easy then you are generationally stupid for not doing it

@bumbadum14 @Not_Cool_Yet Gonna teach my kids to feed a few hundred slam poetry transcripts into an Ai and have it generate a customized ebonics victim poem partly based on their lives. Admission guaranteed.

This is the college admissions "crisis" in a nutshell. A million people with good grades that think they're Steve Jobs write the worst admissions essays ever and are surprised Harvard said no.

@TheZAlert @_daijak There are so many great reasons to have a family but you can only think of the selfish ones.

I don’t understand this mentality at all. What’s the point of doing anything in life if you’ll never have kids? Is life just about partying, fun, and self-pleasure? It’s easy to think this way now, but most can’t imagine waking up at 65 with nobody who cares about them and a life with nothing to show for.

that’s why they trick u into having them while you’re still young & dumb. it stops making logical sense after a while

@zach_yadegari Incredible that you thought sharing this essay would do anything other than explain why you were rejected

My personal statement

18 years old 34 ACT 4.0 GPA $30M ARR biz Stanford ❌ MIT ❌ Harvard ❌ Yale ❌ WashU ❌ Columbia ❌ UPenn ❌ Princeton ❌ Duke ❌ USC ❌ Georgia Tech ✅ UVA ❌ NYU ❌ UT ✅ Vanderbilt ❌ Brown ❌ UMiami ✅ Cornell ❌

@eazydebates @DefiantLs You were shaking like a rattlesnake brother that was embarrassing

@DefiantLs That’s me brother thank you for sharing 🙏🏻

Lmao this guy cooked him.