Absolute Lawn Flamingo

@angel_0f_deathx @esjesjesj Queen shit, as always 💙

@fowlflamingo @esjesjesj so glad to not disappoint you king

She literally never said that once. She said Russia employed a social media campaign to help Trump win, which is objectively true.

@angel_0f_deathx @esjesjesj Every time I come back on this god forsaken app you gave a take that does not fucking miss

@esjesjesj he’s so fucking stupid man

@NoahKahan SAD, NOAH. it's perfect

So… how do we feel

@NoahKahan HEY NOAH WHY YHE MORE BUGS

Happy album day. Are you guys okay?

@1BrianSchwartz @Kgformvp211 They take after Finch. Embarrassing

@Kgformvp211 God you guys are a bunch of whiny losers

Murray slips and it’s a foul on Jaden. We are seeing an all time officiating shit show.

@Kgformvp211 Yall still don't know what a foul is and it's hilarious lmfao

@FlameThrowerBl @twowayshai @AndrewDBailey I said SGA trips over his own feet routinely and gets to the line. Please tell me where I mentioned the amount of FTs he takes. Idk why y'all chucklefucks have such a hard time reading what people actually write.

@fowlflamingo @twowayshai @AndrewDBailey i wish shai shot as many fts as you retards thought he did , i WISH shai averaged as many fts as luka

Someone could write a book on this. Off the top of my head, I'd have to say Vlade Divac and Manu Ginobili deserve a lot of the credit for the early years. James Harden took it to previously unseen levels. LeBron James and Chris Paul helped around that time. This era's torchbearers are probably Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Jalen Brunson and Joel Embiid, but unfortunately, it's now everywhere. In the last few years, Nikola Jokic has adopted it. Seemingly every team has one now. Soon, it might be easier to identify the non-floppers, like Jamal Murray, Kevin Durant, Giannis Antetokounmpo and Kawhi Leonard.

@twowayshai @AndrewDBailey SGA routinely trips over his own feet and gets to the line. Stop it

@AndrewDBailey Dont be shy, ur great white hope has been doing this for many years long before Shai was a star Here’s him shamelessly grifting against Houston Harden ironically

@TheBladeRunner4 @AllbrightNFL @Heritage Biden enacted largely the same policies as Obama. Aka turning away at the border. If you're gonna make shit up at least put some effort into if, bud.

@AllbrightNFL @Heritage Ignorance - Obama admin., when migrants were turned back at the border, without ever entering the US, that was counted as a “deportation”. Biden floods the US with illegal aliens, including criminals, they have to be removed from interior US. Just not the same.

You have the right to peacefully protest. You do not have the right to obstruct law enforcement operations. With certain exceptions, you have the right to carry a firearm. You do not have the right to lay hands on law enforcement or resist arrest. If you obstruct law enforcement, lay hands on an officer, or resist arrest while carrying a firearm, you endanger the lives of law enforcement personnel and increase the likelihood of being met with lethal force. This isn’t complicated, though some on the Left and the Right with ulterior motives would like it to be.

@fike_ian @joshautry @Sec_Noem

@joshautry @Sec_Noem Kinda like when Renee good drove her vehicle at the ICE officer and hit him? And the lefty nuts said that’s not what happened?

Today, DHS law enforcement was conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault. During the operation, an individual approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic handgun. The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. This violence is directly fueled by hateful rhetoric from Minnesota's sanctuary politicians. It must end now.

@RobertC33515970 @Sec_Noem

@Sec_Noem REAL AMERICANS SUPPORT WHAT YOUR DOING.! AND ITS TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT.! SQUASH THIS INSURRECTION.! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Bubblebathgirl @Sec_Noem

@Sec_Noem Thank you for continuing to keep America safe from illegals and violent Democrats.

@speedyjerry @Sec_Noem

What kind of drugs makes a skinny man go from directing traffic to throwing some woman on the ground then stand up with three loaded Ice Agents on him after ICE stepped in to protect her. Guns, ammo, mags, mace, tazers, military vests, radios, phones is couple hundred pounds each. All Tim ever had to do was call ICE to come get criminals from jail the way they have for decades. All this expense and life so the media doesn't cover the billions in fraud they just got a grand jury subpoena for and they expect to be trusted in an ICE investigation??????????????????

@VascoDG2 @Sec_Noem

@Sec_Noem Great job, once again. America is proud of you.

I would simply not pull a loaded firearm on a law enforcement officer as I’m being arrested. But maybe I’m weird—

@Theontopofus @TabCReynolds @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov

@TabCReynolds @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov They don't have "clips", they have magazines. How can I trust what you say when you don't even know what you're talking about?

At 9:05 AM CT, as DHS law enforcement officers were conducting a targeted operation in Minneapolis against an illegal alien wanted for violent assault, an individual approached US Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun, seen here.  The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted. More details on the armed struggle are forthcoming. Fearing for his life and the lives and safety of fellow officers, an agent fired defensive shots. Medics on scene immediately delivered medical aid to the subject but was pronounced dead at the scene.  The suspect also had 2 magazines and no ID—this looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement.    About 200 rioters arrived at the scene and began to obstruct and assault law enforcement on the scene, crowd control measures were deployed for the safety of the public and law enforcement.  This situation is evolving, and more information is forthcoming.

@OriginalMack1 @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov

@PatriciaEguino @DHSgov So you admit- He had a gun, drawn on police Then he got what he deserved

@Vien910661683 @AshBN0420 @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov

@AshBN0420 @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov You think illegals have the right to conceal carry? 🤦‍♂️ You ain't the brightest Karen are you

@Braxchat @AshBN0420 @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov

@imtweetn @PatriciaEguino @DHSgov

@PatriciaEguino @DHSgov Real life is not a video game. He doesn’t stop glowing to indicate he’s no longer armed. Cops aren’t omniscient, they’re people.