FPL Vegan

@BenCrellin I like your FPL content

@fpl_vegan I don't have FPL in my twitter handle because I like to tweet about my autistic special interests occasionally

I’m 95% through my kitchen diner renovation and I’ve only just considered my colourblindness (red/green)!😧 I have reed green lower cabinets and terracotta pendants over the dining table (thankfully not in the same line of vision). The only decision I have left to make is the wall colours… It’s north-east facing so I think I have to go with a yellow based neutral 😣

@BenCrellin You have 300,000 followers due to personal stuff?

@fpl_vegan What? My account has always been a personal account

On behalf of their client, Zara Sultana, Bindmans Media and Information Law Practise Group requires that I publish the following statement on X, and that such statement must be clearly visible and pinned to my profile for a continuous period of no less than 24 hours: “On 30 March 2026, I published a post on my X account addressed to Zarah Sultana in which I stated that she encourages and incites violence and is friends with terrorists. Those statements are false. I was wrong and offer my sincere apologies to Ms Sultana for the harm and distress caused to her.” It is my very great pleasure to do this, and I reiterate my sincere and repeated offer to meet with Miss Zara Sultana in person to resolve our differences.

@FPL_Harry Raya Henderson Gabriel Saliba O'Reilly Richards Van Hecke Cherki Bruno Rogers Wilson Sarr Haaland Welbeck DCL BB36

Anyone on wildcard 35 made any drafts yet

@sportbible @Dominos_UK Prime Suarez is possibly the best player the league has ever seen. Only Ronaldo and Henry for competition.

The Premier League is back this weekend! 🙌 With the news that Mo Salah is leaving Liverpool at the end of the season, we asked Reds fans to make the toughest choice: prime Salah or prime Suárez. Would You Rather, delivered by @Dominos_UK. AD

@the_mediaman1 If you wildcard in GW32 you have 630 minutes of Dubravka, Bijol, Gross & Flemming being in your squad.

If you play your Wildcard in GW35 you have only 360 minutes for it to make an impact.

@RJon90 @StingFPL @the_mediaman1 Bruno and Gabriel are 2 players you would play regardless of fixture aren't they.

@StingFPL @the_mediaman1 You don't think they can score well in those fixtures?

Well that Southampton goal makes WC32 BB33 and FH34 a complete non-option now. Looks like FH33 and WC35 will be the plan for anyone with chips left.

@City_Xtra @RobHarris Aaaand that's City now my least favourite club.

#ManCity chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak signing up to Donald Trump’s Board of Peace. [via @RobHarris]

@FPLMattW But Roefs is head and shoulders above him better value ...

Set and Forget GK ✅ Every season we seem to have the same debate: ✅ No need for a premium GK ✅ Don’t get into rotating GK ✅ Choose keepers with SAVE points ✅ Try and find a set and forget Every season Pickford is the best value GK in the game. This season he is top for GK points with 97! 🌟 Yet I still own Raya and have not owned Pickford once! Maybe next season we just take our own advice and get Pickford for the season? 🤷🏼‍♂️ #FPL #FPLCommunity

@FPL_Norseman I imagine Sunderland's clean sheets will regress slightly but he picks up save points and bonus too. Confident he easily hits 160 which is fantastic value for a 4.5m keeper.

@fpl_vegan Do you see him and Sunderland continuing their form?

Is there a reason Roefs is still just 9.8% owned? Easiest keeper choice for seasons.

@fesshole @grok what is unicode and what's the effects of using it here?

An asshole who assigns me tasks but isn't my line manager forced me to draft a report going out in his name. I used a selection of unusual Unicode characters instead of regular punctuation. He failed to read my draft, let alone edit it. He just put his name on it. Magic.

@Middleg31448921 @CorinthianJax @LeftwaffenWatch Centre for Migration Control sounds entirely impartial 😂 What next? The Nazi Party's research on financial control?

@CorinthianJax @LeftwaffenWatch Because whites are the majority but when you take a look at the rate of crime you argument doesn't look that great. The answer to crime isn't to import more of it.

You never hear a peep from these people when a child is dragged off the street and raped or a man walking his dog is stabbed to death by a ‘refugee’ They make me sick.

@SkySportsNews What were they expecting against 2 of the best teams in the world? If they're basing their opinion on Frank on those 2 games, they need to give their head a wobble.

"I think Thomas Frank would've lost a lot of Spurs fans after the performance against Arsenal" 😤 Dan Kilpatrick reflects on the turbulent week at Spurs after losses to Arsenal and PSG, insisting that Thomas Frank needs to win fans over by playing attacking football ⚪️

@jodiemcomerfans @fesshole I would bet a pound to a penny you've just shared a GIF of an omnivore.

@fesshole Footage of the fessor after 15 years of being vegan 🚑

All I've been able to think about for the last few days is whether drinking my tea from bone china cups stops it from being vegan. We only have bone china cups. Wife and I have been vegan for 15 years. Do we have to throw out a wedding present from her parents?

@FPL_J05H @ShabadooJr1 @Abbie_johnsonx @BenCrellin I'd give up trying to have a reasonable conversation with the comma cunt. Clearly knows everything.

@ShabadooJr1 @Abbie_johnsonx @BenCrellin They need to get it in somewhere, they don’t have all of 2025 as it’s needs to be played before the Semi finals in Jan. 2 x London clubs, not the most outlandish thought. The NBA run fixtures on Xmas Eve…

The potential teams Blanking in Gameweek 17 are: Leeds Crystal Palace Everton Arsenal If CRY vs LEE and EVE vs ARS are postponed to make room for Arsenal vs Palace in the EFL Cup QFs on the weekend of GW17... Palace vs Leeds would be extremely unlikely to be rescheduled in the first half of the season. Everton vs Arsenal could be brought forward to the midweek in GW16. It's hard to say how likely this is. A Double GW16 for those teams would be Arsenal vs WOL+eve Everton vs che+ARS

Absolute filth

@BigManBakar Is it a small group because hardly anybody is daft enough to pay for such a blatant grift?

Helping a small group with their FPL teams over WhatsApp this season. To join: DM on X or email bigmanbakar@gmail.com

@Kjettingen @garethn @FPL_Bateman Most poker players will tell you hundreds of thousands of hands, if not millions, are necessary to remove variance. If you'd played FPL since it started, you're probably a few hundred hands in.

@fpl_vegan @garethn @FPL_Bateman Poker is pretty much the same. If 500 poker pros meat in a tournement it is random how will win. You have to play thousands of hands before skill is a factor.