Angela Derbyshire

@El3Gee @alicialartey Every train journey, ruined

@frangipan @alicialartey Yes this one hurt the most!!

Whoever is in charge of M&S food has an incredible mind

@El3Gee @alicialartey Campaign to bring back the cheese layered ‘salad’. I will die on this hill.

@alicialartey They keep taking away all the deliciously unhealthy vegetarian options. Sometimes veggies just want something smothered in cheese and mayonnaise same as the meat eaters get 😔

@watsoncomedian The Granville in Ramsgate!

We're putting the next tour together and it's time for me, once again, to ask you to suggest venues. On this current tour there are (I think) fifteen shows that came from tweets like this. Ideally UK but I do sometimes do mad things. Let's go!

@ourrachblogs The tower ballroom is spectacular. And you can have lunch and a drink while watching a hugely diverse range of couples dance for the sheer joy of it. And the Wurlitzer organ appears from the floor being played live.

I’m off to Blackpool next week for a few days - your recommendations please…

@richardosman I was relying on it

I think the best thing about this #OpeningCeremony is that it'll be fun to dissect on #TheRestIsEntertainment next week. Also the robot horse.

@LaurenLayfield @theipaper I’m in my late 40s and thankful every day I chose not to have children. I’ve been in stable relationships, with financial stability that would have made it possible, but it was never for me.

Wrote for the wonderful @theipaper about women in their 30s STILL not being ready for parenthood. Link below to read it - if you’re in your 30s & the idea of children makes you shudder let me know. Equally if kids have changed your life in marvellous ways, let me know!

Penny mordant is so classy

Glad I took the day off tomorrow

Kinnock is still amazing

@KieranCHodgson Didn’t realise he was still alive, TBF

@FergusCraig Not just you.

Are other people drinking or is it just me?

Was planning on a little nap, but I’m wide awake

@w_kirst @_hsquared 15 years and no tickets for me. Managed to get there working ten years ago, but that’s it

@_hsquared Great thread.have tried for tickets every year for 10+ years multiple devices etc no luck. Hope to get to go

Its hard to explain why there is no where else like Glastonbury Festival. Its hard to explain why it means so much to me and to so many other people. But let me try to share my experience… Heres a little thread 🧵 ⤵️ with photos!

Can relate to this England side because I too produce two decent moments for every two hours at work

@richardosman @MarinaHyde When you spoke about monopoly, I was surprised you didn’t cover Monopoly Go, the game app. Because I’m utterly addicted and have spent more money than an intelligent person should on late night in app purchases.

Brand-new #TheRestisEntertainment out this morning, in which @MarinaHyde and I discuss the brilliance of Ant & Dec, movies about toys, and polling on which TV shows are most watched by which voters.

@rudemrlang The bitching is superb

@mdonovan1970 I was talking about you yesterday! I’m working with a lady called Holly Hughes who used to print with you guys.

@frangipan Shouldn't parade around the house undressed?

Those in glass houses, etc

Rishi Sunak, who voted to criminalise the right to protest, make it harder to vote, strip the Electoral Commission of powers and limit court abilities to remedy unlawful government actions, says political extremists have no respect for British democracy.

@alicebevpalm Big old veggie tray bake with baked feta at the centre with lemon zest, garlic, oregano and GF flatbreads.