Craig Fraser

Dad tweet - anyone recommend a decent place for nursery furniture that isn’t shit and made of MDF?

@s_lightowler 45 minutes in and out, just three near tears arguments and only £30 spent. Absolute fucking result to be fair

It’s dreaded IKEA trip day

@NoContextHumans @hazey_86

Ladies and gentlemen, the weekday.

@SoVeryBritish @hazey_86

"Give them a ring" "I've emailed" "Be quicker to ring" "I've sent a text as well" "Just ring them" "I'll send another email"

@LandoNorris Just see @philiphornby that lad fucking loves ironing

Ready for the weekend, but I forgot my iron.

The X Factor cancelled.

@NoContextBrits @hazey_86

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Still one of my favourite tweets of all time 😂

@petercrouch @JoshKCarter

Could watch this fella all day

@JaneyGodley @hazey_86

“I’ve not had a sleep since last Tuesday and my man’s on nights” #mongoose V Lions #janeygodleyvoiceover

@hazey_86 @FootballMares Pissing. Might knock something up in the computer tomorrow and try it

@fraser3841 @FootballMares We have found our 3rd human to join us

@AvfcFella The rest of the team

Every time we have a heat wave it reminds me how much I enjoy it when it’s wet and cold

@JamesMilner Also known as the Oscar Pistorius

Inventing a new yoga position which I’m calling; “Don’t shoot, I’m on the toilet”!! 🧘🏻‍♂️