Joshua Carter

@Lummers89 Hahahahaha

@JoshKCarter “Who do you think you’re? I am!”

Tomorrow, the country of #Brunei will start stoning gay people to death. We need to do something now. Please boycott these hotels owned by the Sultan of Brunei. Raise your voices now. Spread the word. Rise up.

@DelaneyMan in preparation of you eventually getting to the managerial part of the Odyssey, I got the ps1 out the attic.

@DelaneyMan no I’ve changed my mind, retweet it, fuck her

@DelaneyMan maybe don’t retweet that. Mrs said I might get sacked. But I mean it. Hush hush

@DelaneyMan Delaney, I’ve joined the Iron Filings Society. You’ve made my unbareable factory job I never indented to get bareable. Now I’m about to eat some stale quavers. Fuck that, I’ll get a Deliveroo. Also, first time I’ve been on Twitter for years to send you this you cunt.

Ajax's team in 1995.

A bit odd....

@Benjo_tr @WorIdStarFights hahaha 😦

@fraser3841 @Rich__Potter @mike_nicklas @GNev2 you have to get it for us. Also grab that mushy peas jigsaw.

@Facebook_Idiot @tomatkin91 hot. I nearly tagged @tonyhawk in this because he's my only other T. Oops.

@TSBible @Rich__Potter

Did you know...

@TSBible @tomatkin91 Arsenal.

I saw a new potato on the M25 today

@TSBible @tomatkin91 @Rich__Potter 4

The 10 European Cup winners of the 90s.

@VICESportsUK @Rich__Potter

So James Milner will earn an annual salary of £7.2m (£150k per-week)... De Bruyne : £2.4m Griezmann : £2.4m Robben : £4m Silva : £6.7m