Jade ✨

Hi @British_Airways can you help us? Stuck in Thailand and your agents keep trying to route us through the Middle East still. What should we do?

✨ GIVEAWAY!✨ I was so blown away by how fast this lil guy sold out that I’ve decided to make one more to give away to one of you lot! All you need to do to enter is RETWEET this post and make sure you’re following me. I’ll announce a winner next Monday! Good luck! 🦇

@danyzstarlight Genuinely the strangest complaint about this show I’ve ever seen

hotd (a $200M show) repeating outfits throughout s2 a thread 🧵

They’re also doing it with cats. Apparently girl cats aren’t affectionate like boy cats.., it’s just really fucking weird

so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww

why are these the only colors I wanna select for anything Ever. it's always these four color families.

me and the girls

@HollyPhillippaJ @rosiiate The lady that aggressively asked for a picture with her very old dad was almost worse do you remember her

@rosiiate Me and @freck1es2 getting called tender and juicy like we are rotisserie chickens

@HollyPhillippaJ @rosiiate He’s right but he shouldn’t say it

me: i love the last of us! also me after each episode: twitter.com/phastosrings/s…

For #ValentinesDay here are some sheep looking like they are on an engagement photo shoot #Shetland

A day dress by Madame Grès, for wintering in Paris, where all is gold & glittering & dreams are wreathed with tobacco smoke & church bells & the children in the park & the narrow, dark cartomancy shop which opens at midday & sells the battered cards of Robespierre & St-Just.

HAPPY NEW YEAR (MST)!!! Who knows what joys may lie ahead...

they hate to see a silly goose winning

On Saturday night I was forced to leave the @premierinn Enfield, in the middle of the night. staff didn’t believe my dog was a guide dog. Despite being given proof (my ADUK, harness and lead!). Legally I do not have to provide proof. This is a thread. Get comfy.

@bed__ofroses You made that red cape yourself bb you got this

Too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio, too young to have avoided 9k a year tuition fees

my boyfriend doesn’t “know more things than me” his brain is just where I store all the things I know