Free Bird

Spencer Pratt ~ "Newsom" he is crying bc he's witnessing the unraveling of his political ambitions, it started with the Palisades fires, and now with hospice and Medicaid, he is realizing he's never gonna be President" (RP) if you want Pratt to wipe the floor with Karen Bass

@lippyent Turtle Heads. 💩🤣

What do you call these where you're from? Hmm 🤔 ?¿

@ronnielighto @stevebyrnelive @Nike Better Chinese kids back in the day

@stevebyrnelive @Nike yup. just went through the soles of a brand new pair of shoes in about 2 months of walking in them. I am still currently wearing shoes I wear daily for over 2 years now, and they're Nikes from like the early 2000's. Still plenty of sole left. Maybe about another year left.

It’s truly disappointing to spend over $200 for a pair of @Nike running shoes & literally after a dozen wears the back end just blows out??? WTF?

@stevebyrnelive @Nike Just do it! Those damn 6 year old Chinese kids can’t sew? Glad you got boned. Haha

@lucyshow11 @EmaCocoandLucy Wifi on the left. Right pedal is for the ejection seat

What is that little round button or pedal on the right?

@SturdyKicks247 @eatinerni See food

@eatinerni As long as theirs no seafood, and add ranch. I’ll smash then..

Would you eat this? 👀

@eatinerni Wtf is it?

@njoyzgrl81 They are delicious

I need your help. I bake cookies, lots of them. These are oatmeal raisin. My family likes them with chocolate chips. I do not. Do you eat oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookies or am I right and it’s gross?

@cb_doge I have like 8 of him following me

Elon Musk just surpassed 240 million followers. He is the most followed and interacted account on 𝕏.

@LangmanVince In Chicago there’s other animals to worry about

Yes, we have blizzards and polar vortices in the winter in Chicago. But we don't have dinosaurs walking around our golf courses, so I'm good!

@ClownWorld Nothing says I have no value more than waiting for hours to save 10-20 dollars on fast food

Original Tommy’s 80th anniversary turned into absolute chaos. 80 cent chili cheeseburgers had lines wrapped around the entire parking lot, packed drive thrus, and people waiting hours at spots across California and Nevada. I love burgers, but there’s zero chance I’m standing in line for over 10 minutes for one. Would you wait that long for an 80 cent burger?

@JebraFaushay I remember. I take Viagra at night, so I don’t roll out of bed though

If you remember women looking like this, congratulations. You probably own a pair of Skechers and have complained about your back at least once today.

@libsoftiktok I think the Grimace has finished on her

Courtney Beth Anderson, the Florida woman who received probation for shoving a 73-year-old Trump supporter during a Charlie Kirk vigil, has been arrested AGAIN after violating her probation conditions.

@uscfan981 It’s 2000 miles away

Say something nice about Utah.

@kenny5alive Go birds, mashed potatoes and Baba Booey people suck, as well.

My least favorite people are those absolute tools that yell shit like “GET IN THE HOLE!” at a golf tournament.

@Br3_3C @greg16676935420 Remain calm. Take a deep breath. It will be okay

@greg16676935420 Wouldn’t know - I can’t afford to eat out I can hardly afford to breathe

Why is no one talking about the fact that appetizers are now the same price as entrees

@RandyBoomerBoy @ComfyMonster16 @greg16676935420 Diego Nachos. 🇮🇹

@ComfyMonster16 @greg16676935420 Mozzarella on Nachos. Yuk.

@ComfyMonster16 @greg16676935420 Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

@greg16676935420 Forget UFOs. Forget AI. I want Congress to explain why a plate of nachos is now 21 dollars. Who approved this? Who signed off? Who is the shadowy mozzarella lobby behind this!!!?

@greg16676935420 I’m mute.