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$hype

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Running Kimi K2.5 on my desk. Runs at 24 tok/sec with 2 x 512GB M3 Ultra Mac Studios connected with Thunderbolt 5 (RDMA) using @exolabs / MLX backend. Yes, it can run clawdbot.

If you are in the crypto world and do not use a Yubikey on your device, please spend the $50 and secure your ICloud. Just do it.

Just a chill gathering with the homies

Waiting for NVIDIA to report earnings knowing it determines whether my kids will attend public or private school in the future

SHUT UP, and let me enjoy this pain. #Bitcoin

-be anonymous @zachxbt -born mid-90s, somewhere in the US -always loved puzzles, patterns, hidden truths -2017 -loses $15K in an ICO rug pull rage-quits Discord, opens Etherscan for the first time -“if no one else will hunt these thieves, I will” -2018 -nights spent tracing wallets with nothing but a spreadsheet learns Solidity just to read scam contracts -starts posting anonymous findings under @zachxbt -2020 -exposes first big phishing ring stealing BAYC NFTs -victims recover $2M in 48 hours still zero followers, zero clout -2021 -drops the mask, goes full platypus -threads go viral overnight community starts sending donations in ETH -2022 -publishes 44-page exposé on Machi Big Brother -accused of pocketing 22,000 ETH across dead projects -Machi sues for defamation crypto rallies, raises $1M+ defense fund in 72 hours -lawsuit dropped, Zach never blinks -2023 -solves $243M Bitcoin heist while waiting at airport gate -French police arrest the thieves two weeks later -victim gets every satoshi back FBI starts DMing -2024 -traces $28M Bittensor hack through anime NFT trades -North Korean wallets exposed in real time -bounty hits seven figures, donates half -2025 -total recovered/stopped fraud crosses $250M -every major exchange now fears a Zach thread -media calls him “the ghost detective of crypto” -he once said “I just wanted victims to stop feeling alone.” -now -zach has 900K+ followers but still no face -works 18-hour days, funded only by donations -quietly changed crypto forever scammers check his timeline before launching -had good relations with @cz_binance, recently joined @BNBCHAIN ⚔️ Crypto’s lone avenger, DeFi legend @zachxbt 🛡️

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privacy matters

🚨Binance just made it clear: If your Zcash (ZEC) has ever touched the shielded pool it’s no longer welcome. They’ll only accept coins that stayed fully transparent, where every transaction and sender can be traced by their KYC/AML systems. In other words: 🔍 Privacy coins are fine as long as they’re not private. 💰 Your “Zcash” must behave like Bitcoin with a glass wallet. 🧱 The moment it’s shielded, it’s “tainted.” Translation: Binance isn’t rejecting your ZEC. They’re rejecting your right to financial privacy🚨

The Bitcoin White Paper displayed in Los Angeles 🟧

this is an insane chart

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is $1 billion enough to retire?

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@sandypeng >report about privacy >collects your data to read it

something big is cooking.