The Laird of Glencoe 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦘🇦🇺

I walked into the Apple Store last week with an iPhone too hot to hold. "Is something wrong with it?" The technician ran every test. Everything came back normal. Then he leaned in and said something I'll never forget: "There are 2 settings turned ON inside your iPhone right now that are slowly cooking it. Apple turns them ON by default. They quietly shorten your iPhone's lifespan." I asked the obvious question: "So Apple is wearing out my own phone on purpose?" He didn't answer. Here's everything he showed me in the next 5 minutes (save this, your iPhone will thank you):

@iMessaage_ FFS! Pull the fcuking thing out!!

بنت كانت تتعرض للأتربه بصفة دورية وكانت تستخدم أعواد القطن بشكل خاطئ صارت تعاني من مشاكل سمعية فذهبت إلى الطبيب وما أخرجه الطبيب وقتها من أذنها كان صدمة.

Nicola Sturgeon and her crooked husband lived the high life using money stolen from their own people ... And she knew NOTHING? Aye right. news.stv.tv/scotland/peter…

Instead of the Ashes, I’d rather watch 5 days of One Nation cancelling visas

@GoatMo_ Karma right there 😂

قصة ويستهام مع مويس تخليك تاخد بالك انت بتتمني ايه اصلا من سنتين فقط جماهير ويستهام كانت بتطالب برحيل مويس في كل ملعب و كل أسبوع وكأن الرجل بيدمر النادي رغم أن الفريق وقتها كان مركز ثامن الراجل خدهم يكسبوا أول بطولة أوروبية في تاريخهم الحديث، وكان دايما يخلي الفريق تنافسي في الدوري رغم جودة التشكيلة المحدودة شالوا مويس… وبعدها لوبتيجي، بوتر، نونـو وفي الآخر هبوط بعد 14 سنة في البريمييرليج والسيناريو السينمائي الحقيقي إن مويس نفسه فشل يكسب توتنهام مع إيفرتون في الجولة الأخيرة… والنتيجة دي كانت سبب هبوط ويستهام

@_jakeandmaddy Should have slip slapped slopped 🤣🤣

Ohhhhw we’re burnt 🙃😣🥵

@benonwine He’s a chancer

The story surrounding Transgender Green MSP Q Manivannan is causing serious concern because it strikes at the heart of something many people already feel deeply uneasy about: TRUST in politics. Manivannan reportedly presented a story about growing up in poverty and hardship and starvation as part of a political identity. But investigations now claim they attended an expensive private school in Chennai, studied at a private university, and came from an upper middle-class family with doctors, engineers and academics. So he lied to present himself a working class hero and one of the people but that make believe story couldn’t be further from the truth. The fact Manivannan is also reportedly in the UK after arriving on a student visa has only intensified public anger and scrutiny especially as many feel he shouldn’t of been able to run for public office at all and I agree he shouldn’t of been allowed. People can debate immigration policy all day long, but surely most of us agree on one thing: If you want to stand for public office in Britain and ask the public for power, HONESTY matters. Because ordinary people are struggling enough already without feeling like politicians are carefully crafting emotional backstories to win support. Why are standards in public life now so low that someone can allegedly misrepresent huge parts of their background and still expect the public’s trust and hold public office. His make believe sob story should be reason to kick him out of office let alone he’s over here on a visa as well and shouldn’t have been allowed to run in the first place.

@burkylie12 @FL480 Bad girls party

What will they call this new political party? The Real Housewives of Wealth

@_Sosthene_ google.com/search?q=scotl…

Thank to the English, Welsh, Scots and Irish, You know how to laugh at yourselves and you don’t get offended easily. that’s why we French love you. But don't forget one thing, we're better than you at rugby.

I thank Kubrick for this magnificent scene where Englishmen are shot like rabbits by Frenchmen to the famous song of the British Grenadiers.

Make this man famous

@Iain_L Scamming grifter

So it looks very much as if Srivatsan Mannivannan’s whole persona and life used during his election campaign was based upon a total lie. As for his crowdfunding to try to obtain his visa fees that’s just despicable.

Reform 40%. Restore 7%. Burnham 43%. The Sunday Times poll for Survation at Makerfield shows the split right will bring in our most Lefty Prime Minister ever. Grateful if Nigel Farage and Rupert Lowe would put down their swords and pick up the phone.

@RobertaFresque2 Rennies

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@KairangiJean @rotovegas_taane The over whelming smell of curry wafting through the park where I live is amazing 🤣🤣 And we are nowhere near a take away…. 😬😬

As a Kiwi working in Oz for a year heres what I've learned- They cant tell difference btwn Maori & Islanders. Indonesia is more relevant to them than NZ is. No one can name our PM. Or any past PMs. That incl Ardern. They think we are dirt poor. They have no interest in us.

@HagertyPaula @james_rands @07Maggi @supertolerant Half day closing on a Wednesday for me in Perth in the 70/80s as well 🤣

@james_rands @07Maggi @supertolerant I imagine your comprehension is lacking. Fish and chips once or twice a year does not ‘fast food’ make. There was no Deliveroo and all shops closed at 5 and were closed on Sunday.

I was young in the 80s/90s in the UK. I don’t remember my parents ever going out to eat, except when we were on holiday (in the UK). I don’t think they ever took me to a fast food restaurant, or ordered takeaway food. People today have no clue how working people lived. /1

@james_rands @supertolerant Hey, I can relate to this, never had take away food, only home cooked basics, mince n tatties, liver n onions that kinda stuff. There was no Maccas in my home town until I’d left school and gone and that was in 1986!!

@supertolerant I am split on this, because on the one hand, I don't and cannot know what your personal experience was growing up, but on the other... this is such obvious bullshit it is genuinely offensive. You don't think your parents ever did fast food?

@supertolerant Fish n chips once in a while if you were lucky for me 🤦🤣🤣

@ACampbe36885200 Happened to me in Morrison twenty years ago in Norfolk 😩 Hence the reason I’m now a Scozzy!! 😂

So there I was at the Lidl in a small formerly homogeneous Scots parochial town picking up a few Fri PM essentials. When suddenly at the checkouts a realisation I was the only native Caledonian surrounded by New Scots! All in the space of a generation, I'm not comfortable with it

@carla_denyer Grifter much? 🤦🤣

Following my doctor’s advice, I am taking some time away from work for health reasons. My office will be functioning as usual and my staff are there to support all my constituents who need help, so please don't hesitate to get in touch. See my full statement below.

@celtic_jaime Viewlands Primary