rich ceo

can I make a YouTube. Video

@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d @scrumble_eggs ?

@scrumble_eggs I've been jacking off for the last 10 hours nonstop.

Nobody is horny tonight, I hope you’re happy.

@grobzi @baddergalbinka LMFAOOOO

ok who fucked him last night

therapy fixed me up real good

@Justininoo Yes but dm me

@frolickmaxxer Can u consult

dm if you need consulting

@Missknowsky @thedimitri no he was evil otherwise

@frolickmaxxer @thedimitri Haha, that’s actually so sweet.

Abused bitches always be talking about how sweet their boyfriend is

@Crapmire wiping my butt for old times sake

taking a shower for old times sake

@elonmusk @NICKIMINAJ day 2 asking elon musk to help me pay off my irs debt

Welcome to Starbase, @NICKIMINAJ!

he's not a pet. he's my friendship creature

@growing_daniel @sama LMFAO

@sama My wife keeps going on long meditation retreats with her native american healer, is there a better way to fix her headaches

what problem do you most hope AI will solve in the future? maybe we can help!

@passtherocke that’s ok

I miss her vaginal microbiome

I do love plotting and scheming if I say so myself

@Justininoo U are mental ill

What makes you want to carve your initials in me

@fruitpibble well if the shoe fits

the most evil person in existence calling you twin

what a privilege it is to have this creature feel so safe in my bed

Love this guy. Give him a raise

@_space_punk_ CBT fixed me tbh

CBT is genuinely actively harmful for people with genuine mental health issues (like trauma) beyond "idk sometimes I feel sad" The thing about trauma is it is *highly logical*, so telling someone whos been punched in the face everytime they've seen a red balloon that its not logical to brace for being punched in the face every time they see a red balloon is not at all helpful

@_UGGGY they know ball

😭😭😭

sex lowkey makes women fat ngl