Fragile

@dnel44 The “hand to God” part 😂

@MJ_152_ What a beautiful boy!

I love the handkerchiefs they give him after he goes to the groomers

This is third time someone tried to kill that man it’s not news anymore I’m trying to watch the playoffs

@dnel44 Hate sharing a fandom with people like this

A millionaire trophy hunter was trampled to death by five elephants while hunting in South Africa

@giftedswifted Santa Clara n1!

Forever jealous of anyone who got to see this

Nine Inch Nails back in rotation got me consulting the ancient texts

Smokey trying to make $100 look like $200 in front of Big Worm.

Hear me out… Fruit Riot Sour Mango, Ginger Ale and whiskey. Amazing!

Damn them puppies so big he’s lucky she didn’t shoot em.

The feel-good story of the week.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Nick Bosa gonna see “C Kirk” on a locker and break down in tears

She’s a dead podcaster’s wife

Happy International Women’s Day

Tweet of the year?

@AvoidTIMtation …a good amount

@fruhgeelay How much were they

AHHH! Got my tickets for 10/8 & 10/10 to see Metallica at the Sphere 🙌🏽